The above should, ideally, have been read aloud in Christian Bale’s Batman voice. Regardless, If you are new to this website, welcome aboard!
The Weapon Brown comic strip is a rough and gritty lampoon of the entire history of newspaper comic strips, with many familiar faces making appearances in unfamiliar ways. If you have ever wondered just how all your favorite comic strip heroes, goofballs and hopeless schmoes will ultimately survive the death of print, the answer is before you.
Weapon Brown is yours to enjoy Monday through Thursday, with Fridays reserved for a a humorous departure called Coffee Break, which may be anything from an editorial cartoon to something just nucking futz. But Coffee Break itself will soon give way to the return of Deep Fried, the oh my god please how the hell do I get all traces of this off of my work computer comic strip that this website was founded on!Deep Fried and Weapon Brown are also comic books available for sale in my store. If the daily updates of Weapon Brown fill you with an anxiety only a print edition can assuage, know that the entire story taking place above is yours to purchase from my store, including several additional chapters you won’t get any other way. The entire saga of Weapon Brown will also be collected into a single omnibus edition that will go on sale later this year. You can learn more about that and also about special offers that only my closest fans receive by joining my mailing list (the form is right below the comic strip). I love getting comments about my work, so don’t be stingy with the praise!
This website has been up and running for ten years and you may rub elbows with many loyal fans (or “Blockheads”) who are quite familiar with Weapon Brown’s adventures (Shh! Don’t spoil anything, guys! For reals!) I also am known to post hot-blooded political rants, and you are free to snap back at anything I say. I only request that you keep your words civil, especially to your fellow fans. Other nifty features, like my animated cartoons and Clarissa (perhaps my most notorious creation) can be found in the menu above. Look around. Deep Fried strips, both one-offs and long-form stories, can be found in their own section in the menu, but also in the “Jump to a Storyline” menu in the left sidebar. If there is still more you need to know, the FAQ has your answers. Thanks for stopping by. Please return as often as possible, until you trust me like a brother… and then WHAM! That’s when the Dexter needle goes in your neck!
I mean… of course… that I’d never do that. ‘Cuz like, where can you even buy those things?
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