Clarissa is an unremarkable little girl living in a regular household, and her family can’t imagine why you are so interested in their completely wholesome, though ordinary, goings-on.

 

Daddy

A hardworking breadwinner and proud papa of a perfectly normal and well-adjusted American family. Just ask them.






 

 

 

Mom

Mom is a contended homemaker juggling her responsibilities to three super kids and a doting hubby with the skill of a circus performer. “Let the past be the past” is the creedo this busy mother lives by and which she will share with you for seemingly no reason at all.





 

 

 

 

Sean

A talented athlete and A-student who couldn’t be happier and more proud of his family. Sometimes in life things seem to go off the rails, but Sean knows that this only means it’s time to try harder and impress the people who care about you!





 

 

 

 

Randy

A natural joker and class clown, Randy’s levity is always a welcome contribution in his happy and well-adjusted family. If an uncomfortable situation arises, Randy knows that a smile and an upbeat attitude are the best way to push right through it.





 

 

 

 

Clarissa
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Sigh. Some people just can’t get with the program.