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Weapon Brown 288
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Weapon Brown 288

by JY on June 5, 2014 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 11 Who's Your Daddy


└ Tags: bloody eye, Cal. Moomin, Chuck, epic Highlander-style duel to the death, fighting, glass shard, laboratory

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  1. Mark
    January 30, 2012, 12:09 am | #

    Awesome.

  2. GRAK LIKE TOONS
    January 30, 2012, 12:30 am | #

    ALL HAIL ONE EYE

  3. Anon
    January 30, 2012, 12:59 am | #

    wait…how did Chuck wind up upside down facing Cal in that last panel?

  4. Maleketh
    January 30, 2012, 1:03 am | #

    Tag: “epic Highlander-style duel to the death”.

    I approve

  5. Ginger Mayerson
    January 30, 2012, 1:35 am | #

    This is not lookin’ so good for Chuck.

  6. Jeddy
    January 30, 2012, 1:40 am | #

    Shit Cal, I don’t know if grappling is the best way for you to go about this fight. Chuck’s biggest problem has been getting a hand on you, and now you’re just giving it away. Dodgy super-reflexes aren’t gonna do much for you in that kind of fight.

    Captcha agrees with me…it thinks Chuck’s gonna lay a Glencairn strmal on Cal. Those Scottish wrestlers are nasty.

  7. JZ
    January 30, 2012, 2:22 am | #

    THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!

  8. SullySadface
    January 30, 2012, 2:50 am | #

    The better question is WHY HAS CHUCK NOT PUT A PAIR OF GODDAMN PANTS ON YET

  9. Steve
    January 30, 2012, 5:03 am | #

    I guess the prophesies are true CAL, this is the day that you broke a sweat…and a few bones…lose an eye…break a tooth or two…

  10. Gus
    January 30, 2012, 9:19 am | #

    Here’s a question, if CAL has nannites or some such in his blood, and a glass shard with his blood on it just cut Chuck’s neck, are there now nannites in Chuck? And if so, do they figure out he’s not CAL and try to kill him from the inside out, or do they just start healing and augmenting Chuck?

    JY: I usually like to leave these questions up to the imagination, but earlier I showed that “nanoware installation” is not like drinking powdered drink mix. So no, Chuck will not become contaminated.

  11. matthewjfazio
    January 30, 2012, 10:17 am | #

    Oh man oh man ohmanohmaOHMAN!

    I’m with Reddy on this– CAL just gave away his biggest weapon grappling with Chuck. While I suspect CAL may be stronger than Chuck, strength may give way to experience. I’m glad the fight has finally gotten down to this– to much dodgey-speedy earlier.

    Does Captach like H.P. Lovecraft? It’s is describing Cylcopean supsidin.

  12. Chyll Will
    January 30, 2012, 12:26 pm | #

    @Anon: Remember how Calvin and Hobbes used to fight in the strip? That’s what it reminded me of…

  13. Steve
    January 30, 2012, 1:33 pm | #

    @Anon, maybe he’s trying to get Chuck into a 69er

    captcha batchf completed

  14. skwidmonster
    January 30, 2012, 2:30 pm | #

    Oooh, now he all mad.

    Captcha wonders if it’s because of his ubledica smallest.

  15. skwidmonster
    January 30, 2012, 2:36 pm | #

    @SullySadface, haven’t you read the second book in the Dark Tower? Fighting naked is a great way to unnerve your enemies! Unless you’re fighting an unstable psychopath who may very well attempt to rape you.

    And Captcha would really rather not see any Cal/Chuck “icy Ab-on-ab” (hyphens mine).

  16. menschenjaeger
    January 30, 2012, 5:30 pm | #

    Maybe THIS time Chuck’ll go for the goolies…

  17. Noel Schornhorst
    January 31, 2012, 3:30 am | #

    I just hope they crash through more ‘funny animals.’ I love them! Also, did anyone notice the glass shard looks like an arrow? It reminds me of the old comic strip device of and artist showing someone looking at something by drawing a dotted line or arrow. Maybe I’m reading too much into that, though. Still cool!

    Captcha is defining something, but I don’t know what– “meaning modseuro”

  18. Gus
    January 31, 2012, 9:36 am | #

    Way to crush my hopes and dreams, JY. I just thought maybe Chuck was, I don’t know, special. Wait, JY responded to me directly! -swoon-

  19. matthewjfazio
    January 31, 2012, 11:37 am | #

    Thanks, Menschenjaeger– now all I’m thinking about is that last panel, with CAL launching through the air with an upside-down Chuck… and basically leaving his nuts open to a very-near-the-vicinity Ol’ Sparky.

    If Sparky made a mess of CAL’s hand, thing what it’d do to his nards…

  20. tradebait
    January 31, 2012, 2:39 pm | #

    Chucks gonna go for the nad grab.

  21. Steve
    February 1, 2012, 12:03 am | #

    Hmmm, healing cuts and broken bones is one thing, but RE-GROWING an entire organ like an eyeball……? Can Cal do this, or is he out one eye for good?

  22. MeatShield
    February 1, 2012, 12:11 am | #

    I’m thinking nad grab too. Old Sparky will reduce CAL’s guys to a bag of pudding.

  23. pakopako
    February 1, 2012, 2:36 am | #

    Wow, Cal bent Chuck’s pipe with a Moomin on his back. (Couldn’t ever imagine I’d ever mention those three in the same sentence.) This has it all… was that a kitchen sink I saw?

    tiptyle Seventh

  24. pakopako
    February 1, 2012, 2:41 am | #

    @ MeatShield
    Oh yeah. The nut crushing will be legendary!

    consequence icIfew

  25. sentroller
    February 1, 2012, 2:48 am | #

    Looks like Cal Twisted the pipe with such force that it flipped Chuck and and that is why he is upside down.

  26. Confused Rabbit
    February 1, 2012, 8:38 am | #

    What I thought of when I saw the comic was a great comic where Watterson drew a cubist version of Calvin and Hobbes in which Calvin starts seeing all sides of things after a discussion with his father. To save himself from this distortion of his worldview, he forces one eye closed in order to regain proper perspective:

    http://goo.gl/v8Uat

    Perhaps I’m reading too much into this.

  27. matthewjfazio
    February 1, 2012, 9:53 am | #

    Let’s all chant and see if we can get JY to get Chuck to nad grab!

    NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB!

  28. JY
    February 1, 2012, 4:33 pm | #

    All your wrongly assumptions about Chuck’s awkward pose makes me laugh a little in my mouth. Will none of you solve this riddle???

    Captcha Says Gagsd!

  29. theo
    February 1, 2012, 4:57 pm | #

    @JY Fucking easy. Chuck gets upside down and naked whenever something fucks him up (Like baseballs) and Calvin’s (And hob’s) fighting style in the comics was the body grapple. This your “Clash of the titans” shot for Calvin and Charlie brown fighting to the death. Things are about to get serious.

    What the fuck is a strusa and why does captcha is telling me that there’s many of it in french witha lips?

  30. matthewjfazio
    February 1, 2012, 6:43 pm | #

    JY– so no nad grab? No squishie-the-nutsy?

  31. Jimmy Shard
    February 2, 2012, 8:37 am | #

    A dollar says Annie didn’t ‘get missing’

  32. Mike T
    February 2, 2012, 9:46 am | #

    I love brown’s awkward pose, bad thig is that while captcha wants some ments ridatibi Cal wants to lick Chuck’s Ass, Oh Boy!

  33. Sven DiMilo
    February 2, 2012, 12:23 pm | #

    yeah, is there more to it than this?

  34. LordJim
    February 2, 2012, 6:40 pm | #

    @JY – Looks like we missed a panel, but Cal pushing the pipe out of his way to Chuck’s left would have made Chuck fall over leftward. Not sure if it’s a riddle or not…

  35. LordJim
    February 2, 2012, 6:41 pm | #

    Whoops, Sentroller beat me. Same with Sven.

    http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_G6WFxXAIbsY/TJFbMil2XaI/AAAAAAAAAnc/gyB7KzGhV3M/s1600/Calvin-and-Hobbes-door.jpg

  36. GRAK LIKE TOONS
    February 3, 2012, 12:44 am | #

    Obviously the pose is intended as a segue into a violent 69 before a mutual hate fuck.
    fap
    fap
    fap

  37. Mike T
    February 3, 2012, 8:56 am | #

    there are no longer updates on thursdays, right?

  38. Gus
    February 3, 2012, 10:01 am | #

    So Cal has a tiger by the tail?

  39. Steve
    February 3, 2012, 10:26 am | #

    this is turning out to be one long drawn out fight 🙁

    next update? captcha apholog gaining

  40. ptrick
    February 4, 2012, 12:04 am | #

    My favorite part of this scene is that look in Chuck’s eyes. He’s upside-down hurtling backwards in the arms of CAL, yet his eyes look calm and focused… I can’t wait to see what he’s looking at…

    Capthcha says:
    sent eleume

    perhaps a sign of an enlightened Chuck.

  41. Tom
    February 4, 2012, 8:50 pm | #

    you did mean THIS Saturday, right?….RIGHT?!?!?

  42. menschenjaeger
    February 4, 2012, 9:19 pm | #

    You’re runnin’ outta Saturday, chum! You’re going to have a riot on your hands – you’ve whipped us into a frenzy, JY.

  43. Matthew J. Fazio
    February 4, 2012, 11:21 pm | #

    NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB! NAD GRAB!

  44. Orin J.
    February 4, 2012, 11:53 pm | #

    ..And so C.A.L. throws away his main advantage for the sake of a rage fueled passionate embrace against Chuck’s mantackle. somehow, i don’t think the nanites are going to be enough for him to be making chuck’s breakfast tomorrow morning.

    captcha disagrees with me as always, and looks forward to the dayrisk singing page that must soon follow.

  45. Steve
    February 5, 2012, 12:04 am | #

    Saturday is over and no update…. The only update is the tears on my face…

  46. Fluffy Bunny Slippers
    February 5, 2012, 2:23 am | #

    ouch Steve… tears on your face? how did you get tears on your face? did someone grab either side of your face and pull?

  47. DrGonzo
    February 5, 2012, 2:35 am | #

    “UPDATE 2/2/12: The next strip will post on Saturday. I beg your mercy.”

    You speak LIIIIIEEEESSS!!!!!

  48. Noel Schornhorst
    February 5, 2012, 4:31 am | #

    You’d have had mercy if the update had indeed been on Saturday.

    Now, there shall be none. In the immortal words of Captcha, “sifitsi ia,” Latin for GIVE ME MORE FUNNY ANIMALS IN TUBES!

  49. loopsy
    February 5, 2012, 11:53 am | #

    No update?! That’s it, I demand a full refund.

  50. mrgrooism
    February 5, 2012, 11:20 pm | #

    I’m happy with whenever you update, eager as I am for it, I know Life comes first, dude!

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