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Weapon Brown 264
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Weapon Brown 264

by JY on April 24, 2014 at 12:00 am
Chapter: 11 Who's Your Daddy


└ Tags: head ripped right the fuck off, HOBS, impalement, last gasp, Snoop, stuffed toy, stuffing, tiger, Zamboni

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  1. lkjlskjf
    October 13, 2011, 12:21 am | #

    so badass. best comic out there. syndicated and online.

  2. lkjlskjf
    October 13, 2011, 12:22 am | #

    I like JY’s attention to detail. It’s phenomenal. I had forgotten Snoop had been shot and went to the O.R.

  3. Jim
    October 13, 2011, 12:33 am | #

    CAL is about to flip the fuck out.

  4. Steve
    October 13, 2011, 12:34 am | #

    AH! Most badass destruction of a stuffed animal EVER!

  5. jimmy hoffa
    October 13, 2011, 12:45 am | #

    something tells me that that’s not truly hobbes. like, that hobbes is an extension of cal, so there will be another. and another after that. et c.

  6. Luke
    October 13, 2011, 1:05 am | #

    Hmm, on the one hand, Snoop is a badass, but still, that was a quick way for HOBS to go. I’m hoping this isn’t the end of him. 🙁

  7. lkjlskjf
    October 13, 2011, 1:33 am | #

    @Jimmy Hoffa – nice. that would complicate things

    I like how in the first panel hobbes looks like he is still alive and in the second panel he raises a paw to protect himself.

  8. KiZeR
    October 13, 2011, 1:41 am | #

    If Cal could produce Hobbs on his own, his first demand after being activated wouldn’t have been “Where’s my Tiger?” He’s done.

  9. MediaDuke
    October 13, 2011, 1:49 am | #

    I clicked the “head ripped right the fuck off” tag and was disappointed that this was the only page with that tag. Hopefully, this is rectified in the future because that is the BEST TAG EVER.

  10. Jasline
    October 13, 2011, 2:58 am | #

    So wait, Hobbes ate those kids whole and ate probably a bunch of other things… So what, did they just turn to stuffing?

    … That’s kinda messed up.

  11. Red
    October 13, 2011, 3:00 am | #

    I am probably the only guy who will say this, but I feel a shread of pity for HOBS. Not HOBS the killing machine that slaughtered endless innocents, but the HOBS that was bonded and became the only friend to a kid brought up to kill in a world full of hate.
    It wouldnt surprise me if CAL just kind of shuts down after seeing his only friend go.
    I honestly wouldn’t blame him.
    After all, how much life would Chuck have if Snoop didn’t survive his injuries?

  12. Justin
    October 13, 2011, 3:03 am | #

    I am OK with this, as I found this post-apocalyptic version of Calvin to be a total jerk.

  13. Rachael
    October 13, 2011, 3:37 am | #

    @lkjlskjf: That just made it really sad for me. Sure he was a monster but he was only doing it for C.A.L.- C.A.L. is an asshole but everyone has that one friend that’s there no matter what thier buddy has gotten himself into.

    I think Hobbs and Snoop could have been friends under different circumstances.

  14. Bartleby
    October 13, 2011, 4:54 am | #

    This comic is so fucking awesome…I have wood the size of Florida right now.

    -Bartleby

  15. mdc
    October 13, 2011, 7:03 am | #

    @Jasline –

    It’s kind of messed up that a 12\ stuffed tiger can turn into a 12′ tiger-cyborg.

    But then, anything can happen in these here comics!

    Captcha’s hawking a new deodorant from the Garfield collection: \odiestop perspiration\

  16. Spastic Colon
    October 13, 2011, 8:17 am | #

    I love this comic.

  17. Man-Thing
    October 13, 2011, 8:42 am | #

    Wow. He’s half way to fulfilling the prophecy I posted on the last past.

  18. mudfoot
    October 13, 2011, 9:23 am | #

    Well since HOBS was a Heuristically Optimized Bonding Surrogate constructed out of psycho sensitive-matter reorganized by CAL’s exo-nervous system, I’d say all the people he ate were already burned as fuel for the nannies. You can’t run something like that on kibbles and bits.

    A Heuristically Optimized Bonding Surrogate sounds like it was a teaching device they used after Van Pelt took over conditioning. If it was Psycho Sensitive, it could have been used as a point of torture on a subject otherwise invulnerable to most other forms of stimulation.

    Which probably explains why he eventually learned to control the HOBS with his external nervous system (nannies), and reorganize it into a weapon. Only chuck got to Van Pelt first…

  19. jess
    October 13, 2011, 10:00 am | #

    I’m just happy that Snoop is smart enough not to rip the head off the fallen villain.
    And yeah, I’ve always thought JY could milk each scene for more.
    captcha: 7,000 llobjob? that looks… dirty…

  20. Matthew J. Fazio
    October 13, 2011, 10:21 am | #

    I just had my second nerdgasm.

    Thank you, JY, for bringing out the truly twisted in me.

  21. A.P.
    October 13, 2011, 11:10 am | #

    I feel a sadness but also have an erection.

    I am a bad person.

  22. agentsarahjane
    October 13, 2011, 11:51 am | #

    I think the lesson here is that if you fuck with Snoop he will fuck your shit up

  23. C. Mage
    October 13, 2011, 11:59 am | #

    So, JY, did I see it coming, or did I inspire you in some small way?

    Either way makes me smile.

    JY: Sorry C. Mage. I am just that predictable.

  24. Katy
    October 13, 2011, 12:01 pm | #

    What A.P. said. Except I just have a metaphorical erection.

  25. Nick
    October 13, 2011, 12:15 pm | #

    I’m shocked nobody got the Survivor reference here. JY, you so crafty. Shocked you didn’t put it as a tag though.

    Captcha said that willette was the actual author of “Eye of the Tiger”, not Survivor.

  26. Max Headroom
    October 13, 2011, 1:00 pm | #

    I love this comic.

  27. Junii
    October 13, 2011, 1:55 pm | #

    I can see a run of t-shirts and mugs… a snoop smiling and tail wagging and Hob’s head in his jaws…

    and the Caption “My Dog… NOT for sale”

  28. lkjslkdfj
    October 13, 2011, 2:37 pm | #

    @Nick: explain further, please

    @Max Headroom: Me too. Best comic there ever was.

  29. Juanski
    October 13, 2011, 2:43 pm | #

    Captcha sat back in its chair for awhile, stroked its chin and meditated on HOBS’s death.
    It breathed a deep sigh and said: Seems uroplow

  30. MarvoDaMighty
    October 13, 2011, 2:50 pm | #

    HMM, considering Hobbes is a psychic Manifestation made by Cal. This is not over, Its feels like the end of the Soprano’s

  31. Josh
    October 13, 2011, 3:00 pm | #

    Ah… so long, HOBS. Hate to see you go, you were all sorts of terrifying and awesome.

  32. Richard
    October 13, 2011, 3:18 pm | #

    It seems the subtext here is that Hobbes was a contender for best anthropomorphic animal ever on the daily comics page, but in the end, Snoopy is king. Perhaps the next adversary is Far Side cow?

  33. Nick
    October 13, 2011, 3:19 pm | #

    @lkjslkdfj Take a close look at HOBS eye in panel number 2. See the Tiger Teeth in the reflection of his eye? It’s subtle, but it’s there.

    The Captcha is on a hunt for the Mexican Nigerian prince Gonzales Ngdoens.
    P.S. Dahell is with the upsidedown wavy Captcha stuff??

  34. Acylglycerol
    October 13, 2011, 4:19 pm | #

    He dead.

  35. mrgrooism
    October 13, 2011, 4:40 pm | #

    Nick, those are a reflection of Snoop’s teeth. HOBS is done!

  36. C. Mage
    October 13, 2011, 6:11 pm | #

    To paraphrase Jim Croce,

    “Well the two pets took to fightin’, and when Snoop was fully done, Calvin’s HOBS looked like a jigsaw puzzle, with a few hundred pieces gone.”

  37. Baughbe
    October 13, 2011, 6:42 pm | #

    But remember children the lesson of Linus’s blanket. There is one very small point of vulnerability with these monsters from the ID. The question remains, did Snoop actually hit that point or not?

    Captcha is so surprised it had to censor itself. An actual black bar over the word. I guess I have to cuss for it.

  38. Mordecai
    October 13, 2011, 10:14 pm | #

    Chuck’s world will be a lot richer if CAL and HOBS remain out there. To be honest, I kind of like them a little better anyway, but that may be my old fondness for Watterson’s work seeping in.

  39. Orin J.
    October 14, 2011, 12:26 am | #

    and all that’s left is the main event! i’m so hard right now i could hatefuck an engineblock.

    the question is, will cal be able to scoop up hobbs’ guts on the way out, or will he be too bust pulling his teeth out his own asshole?

    captcha’s advice for snoop is to take hobbes remains and make plestos, which seems a bit barbaric even for this strip.

  40. KarlMonster
    October 14, 2011, 4:09 am | #

    @ J.Y.
    Panel #2 is so cool… um… it’s so cool that… uh…
    Oh, I’ve got it.
    It’s so cool that its like a cat licking a handgun.

    And that would like, amazing, if something like that ever happened.

  41. Chyll Will
    October 14, 2011, 10:30 am | #

    …

    No in-fighting I guess. Anything can happen. But seeing HOBS struggle at the end still makes me a little sad, even a little sympathetic. Never mind that he was beyond cruel in his “live” manifestation. I’m just conflicted I guess because I can’t put myself in either one’s shoes (it is an intense post-apocalypse, after all). Maybe a portend to Cal’s demise; nothing but a very sad spectacle in the making.

  42. C.B.
    October 14, 2011, 11:24 am | #

    Best possible outcome for my tastes would be to see Chuck beat the hell out of CAL, thinking he’s killed him, maybe putting a couple extra ventilation ports in him, they abandon the base, and we get a cutscene panel to where Chuck left CAL lying in a pool of his own blood. No CAL, but a nice, wide, blood smear where he was dragging himself away…

    Captcha agrees that this is a Wise nevelob.

  43. C. Mage
    October 14, 2011, 11:37 am | #

    @JY: Sorry C. Mage. I am just that predictable.

    On what PLANET would that be true????

  44. Gus
    October 14, 2011, 12:10 pm | #

    OK, sure, we can think of ways he could come back, but that comic looks pretty final to me. I think HOBS is gone. I think CAL will be weakened by this, but also enraged. He’s be like a cornered rat, highly dangerous, but also vulnerable.

    @Baughbe Perhaps Capthca is attempting to decipher redacted CIA documents. Try “Cheney Waterboard”

  45. Richard
    October 14, 2011, 6:27 pm | #

    Recalling what Chuck did to Crock, I dread to see Cal’s fate…

  46. C. Mage
    October 14, 2011, 7:59 pm | #

    @Richard

    YOU may dread it, but as soon as I realize Cal’s fate is rendered, I’m popping some popcorn just before viewing it. And I will continue to view it until I run out of popcorn.

    Then I will pop MORE popcorn.

  47. King Ploobis
    October 15, 2011, 1:32 am | #

    Game…
    Set…
    Match.

  48. John
    October 15, 2011, 3:09 pm | #

    I have no sympathy for HOBs the murderous cyborg, but the helpless puffball paw held up in self-defense does make me feel sad.

    The monster became like a child or kitten just before he died.

    That said, brilliant metamorphosis! The fangs baring through the webs of cloth face are extra creepy.

  49. MarkL
    October 16, 2011, 12:10 am | #

    I don’t think HOBS is coming back, and I’m excited to see how HOBS’s death affects CAL.
    Damn you Nick for making me read the “Eye of the Tiger” lyrics. I still don’t see the reference (aside from there being an actual eye of a tiger in the strip).

  50. Olentzero
    October 16, 2011, 12:11 am | #

    I… don’t wanna piss on everybody’s cornflakes here, but it sure as fuck looks like his TAIL is getting ripped off in Panel 4.

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