Panels 2 & 3 are classic. I love how neither Chuck nor Anne flinch as the shit is raining against the windows. The last line…about Shamrock Shakes. Nice! I have not had one is ages.
Captcha has a high opinion of Anne today: damsels be
If you think that’s disgusting, you should have eaten in my high school cafeteria. I had a lunch that was actually moving under its own power once. The food was so bad the school forbid brown bags and going out to lunch otherwise they would have had to close the caf due to nobody eating there. Bug shit would have been an improvement.
The bug shit is disgusting enough, but I wonder if Chuck is bothered more by what the Garf has been eating? It almost ate him and the only food around seems to be other survivors. Is it moral?
You could say that everyone at US ACRES is bugshit crazy. (rimshot)
It kinda makes sense, though; Garf eats even more diverse and unhealthy foods than Garfield does, so it’s almost logical that his body converts it all into something that can quickly adapt itself into consumable substance. In fact, it makes a lot more sense than anything on “Star Trek,” and people have actually written books defending “Star Trek” as realistic.
BTW, the scariest thing I’ve ever chosen to eat is a McDonald’s burger; I don’t know what they put in the meat, but it tastes weirder than any other burger I’ve had.
— Captcha is trying to control CAL by keeping him in a locked room: confines naively.
I’m still unclear on why Bucksley was carrying it around in her breasts (a thermos would have sufficed), how they got it in there (or do I want to know?) and whether Garf is a bug or a cat.
It’s not THAT bad. That honey you had on your bagel this morning was swallowed and regurgitated by some lucky worker bee. If you had meat today, you’ve probably eaten some plastic or ground up reproductive organs, unless you personally killed and skinned the thing yourself. And if you had coffee with civet beans in it, you DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what those poor beans went through.
And that glass of water you drank? It’s already been drank and peed out by millions of people before you.
all i have to ask what are they feeding it, i mean seriously if there making food and whatever else they need, i really hope its not made from human stock.
this will be funy to see how they make but shit into shmoo
I once purchased a recipe book claiming that you could make all your favorite fast food & restaurant foods and drinks at home. At the time it’d been years since I had a Shamrock shake, so I tried that one first.
Tasted like a toothpaste smoothie.
I’ll say this for Mickey D’s, at least when they half ass bad fast food it doesn’t come out tasting like I picked it up at a dentist’s office…
Shamrock Shakes; remeber ordering these delicious shakes many many moons ago. They were so good but the last time I had one, agains a few moons ago,tasted, as peepants said, like toothpaste and something dead. Maybe they changed the formula. As for Mickey D, eat there often, oil from the wafer burger helps keep my colon clean. Never eat thier fries, to cancerous.
recapcha says that I “reacted the” Maybe I reacted but here was no The
Has it been mentioned yet just how close Crokk and his men came to finding everyone and calling in Syndicate reinforcements? Assuming the Garf is vertically-oriented, of course.
Captcha is the look Travis exchanged with his BFF Meyer on the \Busted Flush:\ McGee hinted
Space things out Pako. Space things out. Don’t repeat yourself. Don’t repeat yourself. Stop typing this.
1. I didn’t think it could be more disgusting, but then I saw the previous strip.
2. Well hey, the best psychedelics come from cow dung, especially fictional ones like Jet.
3. It took Newsarama how long to talk to JYB? (It seems like it should be an ‘again’ feeling.)
Shmootastic!
reCaptcha seems to have joined a fraternity: hazing its
urgh.
I had a good laugh at the final panel though.
one who emasculates horses? gelder and.
Schmoolicious!
It makes you want to stanch in the flow for the Captcha.
Why are the second words on the Captcha today so short? Our security is shredded to hell and gone.
well, had no idea we was getting an extra update this week, thank you JY!
so how is it that crap from the Garf has special powers?
captcha is looking for football players:
herschel miners
I love that look of sheer delight on Annie’s face.
HEY
You have gone TOO FAR THIS TIME
Shamrock Shakes are delicious and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
Panels 2 & 3 are classic. I love how neither Chuck nor Anne flinch as the shit is raining against the windows. The last line…about Shamrock Shakes. Nice! I have not had one is ages.
Captcha has a high opinion of Anne today: damsels be
If you think that’s disgusting, you should have eaten in my high school cafeteria. I had a lunch that was actually moving under its own power once. The food was so bad the school forbid brown bags and going out to lunch otherwise they would have had to close the caf due to nobody eating there. Bug shit would have been an improvement.
meh. Bug shit, bug vomit, still tastes good.
Captcha is naming Frankenstein’s monster: Mr. bolts
The bug shit is disgusting enough, but I wonder if Chuck is bothered more by what the Garf has been eating? It almost ate him and the only food around seems to be other survivors. Is it moral?
You could say that everyone at US ACRES is bugshit crazy. (rimshot)
It kinda makes sense, though; Garf eats even more diverse and unhealthy foods than Garfield does, so it’s almost logical that his body converts it all into something that can quickly adapt itself into consumable substance. In fact, it makes a lot more sense than anything on “Star Trek,” and people have actually written books defending “Star Trek” as realistic.
BTW, the scariest thing I’ve ever chosen to eat is a McDonald’s burger; I don’t know what they put in the meat, but it tastes weirder than any other burger I’ve had.
— Captcha is trying to control CAL by keeping him in a locked room: confines naively.
Hey, if cat poop coffee can be considered a delicacy, why not shmoo?
Civet Cat Coffee : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
I’m still unclear on why Bucksley was carrying it around in her breasts (a thermos would have sufficed), how they got it in there (or do I want to know?) and whether Garf is a bug or a cat.
By the way, is Garf similar to the Sarlacc?
Now there is a new twist to Star Wars.
reCaptcha is having a conversation with timepieces: said clocks
@Richard – Well obviously he’s a CAT-erpillar.
*crickets*
I feel no shame.
Captcha wants to rap’cha: street slangy
It’s not THAT bad. That honey you had on your bagel this morning was swallowed and regurgitated by some lucky worker bee. If you had meat today, you’ve probably eaten some plastic or ground up reproductive organs, unless you personally killed and skinned the thing yourself. And if you had coffee with civet beans in it, you DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what those poor beans went through.
And that glass of water you drank? It’s already been drank and peed out by millions of people before you.
So… who wants to go for dinner now?
Well, wimmy-wam-wam-wazzle, that’s one humongous butter bug if I ever saw one!
I hope they at least run that slop through a strainer or something. Filter out all the bones and etc.
Captcha’s thoughts on Schmoo: catsup work
party on, slurm
Eh… maybe it’s no different than farming honey from bees, or milk from cows. Those things also come out of their behinds.
I recall Chuck saying that the shmoo was “sweet”.
all i have to ask what are they feeding it, i mean seriously if there making food and whatever else they need, i really hope its not made from human stock.
this will be funy to see how they make but shit into shmoo
@josh: actually, honey is concentrated bee puke.
@ sio: tee hee “butt”er bug
Captcha wants you to know what you get if untreated shmoo gets in your peepers:
salmon eye
I think some of the shmoo might be the remains of our friendly neighbourhood syndicate soldiers.
reCaptcha is in Austin Powers mode: that shagged
reCaptcha has some advice for Garf: avoid crapping
No special comment, just had to post this Captcha.
What to do with the Shamrock Shake: continue swigging
@ Josh
Uh…dude, if you’re drinking something coming out of a cow’s behind I got bad news. That ain’t milk.
Not even if it’s runny and chocolatey looking…
The deadpan for those two panels is sheer brilliance. I swear I can hear the drops splatting against the window.
Yungbluth, when you deliver a money shot, you don’t kid around.
Poop.
Other use for poop: and bond
Jason, you are one sick motherfucker…
Captcha has clearly been listening to some Hank and the Midnighters…”ballard during”
Captcha: update today?
Re : “Shamrock Shakes”
I once purchased a recipe book claiming that you could make all your favorite fast food & restaurant foods and drinks at home. At the time it’d been years since I had a Shamrock shake, so I tried that one first.
Tasted like a toothpaste smoothie.
I’ll say this for Mickey D’s, at least when they half ass bad fast food it doesn’t come out tasting like I picked it up at a dentist’s office…
Shamrock Shakes; remeber ordering these delicious shakes many many moons ago. They were so good but the last time I had one, agains a few moons ago,tasted, as peepants said, like toothpaste and something dead. Maybe they changed the formula. As for Mickey D, eat there often, oil from the wafer burger helps keep my colon clean. Never eat thier fries, to cancerous.
recapcha says that I “reacted the” Maybe I reacted but here was no The
@Sentroller
“To Cancerous?” I think Ronald McCaptcha is writing your comments!
Has it been mentioned yet just how close Crokk and his men came to finding everyone and calling in Syndicate reinforcements? Assuming the Garf is vertically-oriented, of course.
Captcha is the look Travis exchanged with his BFF Meyer on the \Busted Flush:\ McGee hinted
Rats! I was hoping for the Shmoo to be, well, Shmoo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo
I’ve had a Shamrock shake before. I couldn’t use my tounge for a WEEK.
Captcha thinks that The god of wine is in Australia: Melbourne Dionysus
I’ve missed the internal monologue. Nice to see it back.
What nit picky Senator Captcha is concerned with: Rights minutia
“I’ve had a Shamrock shake before. I couldn’t use my tongue for a WEEK.” – freemadman
Wow, how’d you pay your bills?
@peepants@freemadman: Zing! Ouch!!
OK. OK. OK.
Space things out Pako. Space things out. Don’t repeat yourself. Don’t repeat yourself. Stop typing this.
1. I didn’t think it could be more disgusting, but then I saw the previous strip.
2. Well hey, the best psychedelics come from cow dung, especially fictional ones like Jet.
3. It took Newsarama how long to talk to JYB? (It seems like it should be an ‘again’ feeling.)
The CAPCHA is what Bucksley was:
fitted bombshell
Oh yeah, and a dumb question because I’m having déjà vu here.
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2010/06/15/
Have we seen a “Kite Eater” before? I can’t imagine JY drawing anything related to a plant in the future (outside the Kudzu).
Lucci steeps
@pakopako: A Peanut Scorned.
@JY; like you, I need a vacation as well just to LOL. oh I need to LOL so badly:!
F5. F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
Is that singing JY’s praises well enough? Captcha seems to think so: they are accepted, smugging
Dammit! F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5, man, F5F5!
Captcha tells us the only way to improve on the 70’s: an obscener Cartner.
Different Day, Same Bugshit.
REcaptcha: The high ticket items
It’s SATURDAY! Where’s muh Deep Fried!?!?!?
F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
I’ve head of schmoozing up to someone but this is ridiculous!
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*cough*