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Dark Lord |
Sauron
the Great |
Lord
Voldemort |
Emperor
Palpatine |
His Infernal Majesty Richard B. Cheney |
Source of
Sinister
Power |
Plot device stolen from Wagner |
Pilates
twice a
week |
Mummified wookie paw |
Scorpion venom drunk from Ty Cobbs' skull |
Cringing
Patsy |
Grima "Wormtongue" |
Peter
"Wormtail"
Pettigrew |
Nute
"Stunted Slime"
Gunray |
Lewis
"Bullet behind the ear in a parked car"
Libby |
Evil Scheme |
Liberate the Shire to secure pipeweed contracts for Kellogg, Brown and Root |
Become Hogwarts headmaster, put Gryffindor House on double secret probabtion |
Amway |
"Knock knock."
"Who's there?"
"170,000 US soldiers at your Eastern and Western frontiers, Ayatollah." |
Turn Ons |
Converting Quenya to l33t during lunch hour, Sue Grafton mysteries |
Unicorn blood smoothies |
"Order 66, when I can get her in the mood for it." |
4-digit death tolls, swallowing otters whole |
Pet Peeve |
All-seeing eye can't avoid watching "Bones" |
Being confused with Corey from Slipknot |
The JediGate special prosecutor |
Grand-
daughter's butterfly kisses
|
"I'd like to be remembered as..." |
"The biggest, blackest nigger to ever represent for the Morgul Veil." |
"'King Zorgon'. That was my first choice, but my kids though it was too 'Power Rangers'." |
"The inventor of cookie dough ice cream." |
"The man who tortured the secret to 'Lost' out of its creators. They're Walt's toy robots." |