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McDonald’s, who understands negores so poorly that they once implied that they’d fuck a cheeseburger, has finally  gotten their act together. No more embarrassing PR snafus that make Denny’s look like the Nation of Islam by comparison. McDonald’s has learned that in[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Any fans in beautiful Rochester, NY or the surrounding territories can stop Google Earthing my house, waiting for me to emerge, and simply come to the Boulder Coffee Co. on Alexander St. today and enjoy not merely MY company, but[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My long time cultists will remember that I was a bit more bloggy about the lunatics of the Right during the Bush catastrophe than I am today. It could hardly be helped, of course, as every news cycle brought a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A worldwide effort to deliver relief supplies to the victims of the blockade in Gaza, “Viva Palestina”, is underway right now, including a delegation of brave and devoted volunteers from Rochester, New York (where I live). They are maintaining a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I only owned one Michael Jackson album in my life, and that was the 1982 vinyl “E.T.”album that he narrated. I don’t recall much of that experience, although Michael’s man-boy voice speaking the line “squashy little guy with a head like an eggplant”[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My website host has apparently  made some changes to their server which may be interfering with some of the features on this site. If anyone notices any strangeness, such as trouble posting comments, content that doesn’t load, etc, please e-mail[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
They called me mad, but once again, an outing to the Apple Movie Trailers website has revealed that Hollywood is being run by a supercomputer cloned from the brain tissue of Rod Serling and Phillip K. Dick. What else can[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
I seem to have inspired a genre of dystopian newspaper features. I can only imagine what will follow next. Post-apocalyptic Sudoku? Â And look what else I have inspired: yet another fan sculpt from the faithful and obviously unemployed Benjamin[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A cartoon from the RIT student magazine. Lookit the cool T-shirt that the guy in the beard is sporting! Â This could be you! (without the grubby beard of course). Only a few days left for the T-shirt drive, and[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
If you have been paying attention to the progress bar at the top of the page, you will see that it has grown steadily since its inception from a tiny crimson minus sign into a turgid red erection, and it[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Roasted Peanuts is a blog that critiques the Peanuts comic one strip at a time, starting from the very first strip and moving forward chronologically. This means that eventually he will have to tackle Weapon Brown!
I’ve got a new piece of art for sale as part of my ongoing “Good Girls Gone Bad” series, or as history will call it, my “turning childhood icons into delicious, dirty slutkins” period. This month’s victim of scandalous reinterpretation[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Today is the highest of all America’s High Holy Days, 4:20. On this day we celebrate the precious hemp plant given to us by our red brothers on the day of the Pilgrims’ landing. This miraculous leafy green vegetable, which[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
A few grumbles and gripes  this week from people who didn’t appreciate my April Fool’s prank. Well, why not cancel April then? It’s not like the month has any other noteworthy holidays, except the egg one. And besides, we are[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Sean Kleefeld has an interesting idea about repurposing my Weapon Brown strips with the original characters. Take a look, and if any of you take him up on his challenge, be sure to show me the results!
Well, the T-shirt drive is progressing quite nicely I am happy to see! I’ve really got a good feeling that I won’t have to refund all that money, so much so that I think I’ll spend a few bucks of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Oh, come on! How many people can steal-ish my idea this week before I get a lick off the fame sausage? This Sin City-style parody of Charlie Brown arrived six times in my inbox this morning. Fucking MTV’s website covered[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Over at PvPonline.com, Scott Kurtz is doing a very funny parody of the Watchmen using classic comic strip characters, called The Ombusmen. Ahem, Scott? How about some props for the guy who has been doing a gag vaguely similar to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Now that the white hot flames of cartoon controversy have died down on this site, having fused lighter elements into precious helium, I can get back to my other full time pastime: whoring! Here’s some more blowback from the New York City[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Up for auction right now: this salaciously delicious portrait of Weapon Brown’s girlfriend Little Red, the subject of that print special I had going on at the NYC Comicon. This art is 11 x 17, pen and ink and watercolor,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
