How Scott Adams Almost Won a Vote for Trump Scott Adams has, for months, been my favorite Voice of Trump. He is, in fact, the only Trump defender that I take seriously. Below Scott’s tier the drop-off in brainpower is sharp. Notable second-rate[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
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Last week was a week of transformations in this despairing political season. First, The Pumpkin King performed his first political punt. While on the campaign trail, Donald  Trump once invited Caitlyn Jenner to visit any of his properties and squat in whichever bathroom she preferred,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ben Shapiro’s Tasteless Post-Mortem on Trayvon Martin I recently listened to an episode of The Ben Shapiro Show, a podcast hosted by the eponymous Shapiro, a right-wing columnist and B-lister in the Republican chattering class. Here’s Ben dropping his conservative balls on the table for all to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
In February of 2014 I began an experiment in irresponsibility. I rejected my American privilege of total information saturation and made the conscious decision to ignore as much news coverage as I possibly could for as long as I could.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Ladies and Penis-wielders, after weeks of self-imposed darkness concerning the events transpiring outside my nervous system, I have decided that for ONE DAY ONLY, I will marinate myself in news juices! The demands of completing the Weapon Brown graphic novel[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The New Year approaches, but I don’t want to say goodbye to 2013! When will I ever again have a year as triumphant as this one? I do not refer to my earthquake of a Kickstarter campaign but to the[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
There is a brilliant episode of the always brilliant South Park in which obese, racist 4th grader Cartman viciously mocks a motivational speaker at his school, a dwarf. After failing to enlighten Cartman through passive resistance, the speaker ultimately organizes[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Party of “No”-means-“Yes”
Rape & the Republican Party (Trigger alert for rape & abuse survivors: this article refers to rape, & discussion of rape, many times.) The election cycle feeds us talking points. Both parties do this & it’s up to us to[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My camo pants have just arrived in the mail and my coded instructions from Julian Assange have all been decrypted (he hides them in Jimmy Fallon’s monologues). The Revolution is nigh! True to my convictions, this will be a green revolution.[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Like all men I do my best thinking on the can. This is why our desert enemies will never defeat us. Although they have a blood lust that is nearly Klingon in its intensity and bear us an inexhaustible grudge[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Fish Heads
Strange and dangerous Canadian cartoonists Justin Randell and James Pasieka do not seem to understand the human species. Like a pair of curious alien scientists, they use their online comic anthology Riotfish to conduct experiments on the minds of our[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Following a link first from cartoonist Tom Tomorrow’s website, then to Lloyd Dangle’s, I finally arrived at the source of a screedy little denunciation of alt weekly cartoonists and their current economic plight that comes courtesy of one Ed Decker,[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Barack Obama, appearing Monday at his latest Roman triumph (this one in Denver) delivered yet another chalky-sweet spoonful of his patented pink bismuth for America’s upset tummy. The cure for what ails us? “We need a president who will fight[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…