. . .
Aw shit… now Cal’s imagination is his weapon.
oh fuck oh fuck oh fuck.
@Red: you said it best.
According to Cannonical Calvin termenology, those would be ‘Snoon Goons’ rather than ‘Snow Men’.
Why do I feel like a Dr. Who episode where they keep making it as bad as possible, just so that can pull off some plot whole to fix the whole shebang in 5 minutes.
I continue to check day after day for the updates, but Captcha suggests I wait until ‘after ctryou’
Attack of the Horrible Mutant Schmoo Goons. I hope Hughie likes spaghetti and peanut butter… he needs to eat an airway pretty quick…
Attack of the Killer Snow Users of Something Awful!
He never called out to his new friend Hughie–“Noted”
The mutant snowmen! Nice work, man!
attack of killer mutant shmoo goons!
I fear the next update with be just two panels.
Gotta be the awesome snow sculpts with Cal!
the schmoo has well and truly hit that fan, and according to color commentator Dr. captcha this page is lythos proof.
This just goes from bad to worse… and then worst.
What comes after worst?!?
Ah, snow goons. Finally.
Captcha is afraid for Chuck: sight tensed.
I reiterate, I see only two ways CAL goes down:
2. Chuck blows the reactor on Ol’ Sparky.
I’m guessing this will end with the dead of snoop and then the dead of weapon brown by self suiciding to get cal killed, I’m still waiting to see if in the end this is going to be directly linked to the adventure of the garbage men.
Just saw your desperate plea for the Double Tap on the mailing list. Fear not, I was happy to oblige (i.e. I complied immediately so as to avoid your wrath) when you first demanded tribute for it. It just reminded me that the goods will soon be on their way.
I find myself living in Rochester, so I was curious if you’d want to save all of that postage and handling fee for yourself? Or add a beer to your fee at, say, Tap and Mallet?
Captcha, in an unusually legible — and pronounceable — moment, requires “increased thronth”. I think I’m offended: surely my current thronth is sufficient!
No! Captcha mocks me! It changed its demands while I was typing! Now “trysissi was”. I am so confused…
See? This is why we can’t have nice things!
Does his hand look a bit… Withered?
And was that a bit of rot on his head last page?
I think the Nanites might like the gloop too much.
Perhaps more than they like their (soon to be former) host?
As I said before:
If Calvin’s will can control Schmoo, then why can’t Chuck’s?
As far a honed steel will power my money is on Chuck EVERY time.
I was the first to call \Kudzu\ waaay back when, and I still think it will will be the deciding factor.
Thing is, the only one who had a vaster imagination than Charlie Brown was Snoopy (Red Baron, major prize winning author, etc). I wouldn’t be surprised to see Snoop pull a miracle out of his ass. Captcha: Memyour 42.1
This sounds funny saying this…
But couldn’t Tyrannosaurs in F-14s be arguably worse?
I’m with NeuroManson on Snoop using his ‘magination to control the shmoo. That’s one possibility. The other that I will accept is CAL hurting Snoop and Chuck hulking out and forcing Ol’ Sparky to work. Don’t forget, he KO’ed CAL with one punch– it was bad luck he landed in the shmoo.
Of course, JY will pull something insane like the nanites prefering the psychoreactive shmoo over CAL and leaving his body to inhabit the shmoo, or something bizarre yet perfectly-fitting.
CAPTCHA is working on its judo throws, specifically the otrady grasp.
You know…surfing MeatShield’s wave…we’ve never seen the schmoo look like, The Schmoo.
Great, things are going straight from bad to HEARSE. No, scratch that, there’s not going to be enough left to bury unless something happens REAL fast, because with Chuck’s lack of imagination, I don’t see him able to drag his cybernetically-enhanced ass across the finish line this time.
AW SHIT SON
All the worst monsters that inhabit the brain of a man who is more monster himself, and the deepest darkest thing to come tip toeing out of the shadows of his mind, is VAN PELT. I think CAL might be more afraid of ol lucy than chuck is….
Let your imagination run wild!
OK, maybe not THAT wild…
I dunno, Leaking pen, Chuck’s in Deep Schmoo too, and the schmoo responds to thoughts…if chuck was thinking of nightmares while Cal was conjuring some of his own, Van Pelt may have been conjured by Chuck.
Could be either one; Dr. Van Pelt worked on both their discipline vectors. CAL got the worst one though.
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