If you have formed any picture of me over the years I’m sure it is of a man eight feet in height with blazing emeralds for eyes, and who blows more genius into his Kleenex than God could squeeze out of[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for March, 2013
It arrived! The Epson GT-20000 wide format scanner that you made possible! Behold! Ain’t she something? I finally feel like a man! And the instructions assure me she can raster 1200 x 3600 pixeldots per scuzicycle! Whatever the fuck[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
The Internet’s most beloved abused child continues her worldwide goodwill tour. First she appeared in animated form in a German cartoon, and now she has inspired a Polish live-action short. Hmm, first Clarissa conquered Germany, then Poland… look out, Czechoslovakia![…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Am I the only one getting creeped out by this picture, which seems to be everywhere on the Web?? Who is this girl, and why does she have living hands glued to her head?? Is this a still from a[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…