Guess where this bloggin is coming from? That’s right! The lobby of the Plug Inn hostel in sunny-with-a-chance-of-showers Paris, France! Yes, I am on vacation and being hustled left and right by France’s finest street con artists, some of whom[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Archive for June, 2011
Fuck you, Matrix! Google Earth has you whipped! I haven’t visited Google’s replica of our world in a bit, but as I am going on vacation to Europe soon, I thought I’d download the latest version and take a top-down[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Rick Santorum, that frothy mixture of anal lube and fecal matter who would be president, narrowly avoids what is certain to be the first of many assassination attempts. Does Sarah Palin have an alibi? [youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FY5Ew1QIXIY[/youtube]
Romney’s out of the fate and fundraising fast! Yesterday these were all over the web. Today you will be lucky if you don’t find it dyed into your toilet paper! Behold, the 2011 Romney campaign slogo! Mitt paid someone five[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
My Paetec travel mug is down to it’s last milliliter of precious brown ichor! I must complete this blog update  before the invigorating effects of the petroleum-analog that fuels America’s work force loses its potency and I de-Hulk into just[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…
Here I am again. Work on the Weapon Brown commercial has begun in ernest, and  I am going to have some custom made music created for it and everything! One problem: My gritty, bad ass Chuck voice sounds like  Alvin[…]↓ Read the rest of this entry…