When I’m not putting out the best goddamn web strip on the Interthing, I am constantly searching out pretenders to the throne, abducting them, interrogating them and searching for their weaknesses.

This week I bring you the transcript of the first such waterboarding, an interview with Justin Pasieka and James Randell, the deceptively polite minds behind the comic strip Riotfish, which is one of my favorite comics on the Net. Their cavalcade of fun-to-read,  next-step-beyond humor and adventure strips are just the prescription for any person who has decided that they want to turn their life weird. Read on, MacDuff!