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New Year’s Revolutions

JY — Tue, 10 Jan 2012 20:41:37 +0000

Like all men I do my best thinking on the can. This is why our desert enemies will never defeat us. Although they have a blood lust that is nearly Klingon in its intensity and bear us an inexhaustible grudge that comes from living all year round in an oven, nevertheless they squat over holes [...]

Merry Christmas, Blockheads.

JY — Sat, 24 Dec 2011 16:46:25 +0000

Ain’t I Cool?

JY — Sun, 27 Nov 2011 02:46:00 +0000

The oddly named and hopelessly English “Henry Higgins Is My Homeboy” has posted an interview he conducted with me on Ain’t It Cool News. I tried to stay focused on a small chapbook of lesbian poetry I published in 1998 under the name Elaine Pinkmitten, but somehow the conversation got steered onto Weapon Brown. Sigh.

Additional Crumbs of Wonderfulness

JY — Tue, 25 Oct 2011 01:02:32 +0000

I’ve posted a new entry for Weapon Brown’s Pen Pals, and look! The Mad Magazine blog just posted one of my Scooby Don’t! cartoons. So I guess we’re talking residuals, right guys? Guys? Mr.Neuman? Sir?

Color me Bad!

JY — Tue, 19 Jul 2011 19:04:42 +0000

So, it’s come to this people. The Great Weapon Brown Art Sale has been hovering on the brink of completion for months now; my stated goal of raising $1000.00 so close to realization I could practically read the deposit on my bank statement. But then… something changed. I don’t know what. It is as if [...]

Weapon Brown has a case of the not-gays

JY — Wed, 27 Oct 2010 17:57:07 +0000

Why didn’t anyone tell me about this? I demand to be kept informed about every joule of publicity generated in the name of my greater glory!

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JY — Sat, 18 Apr 2009 00:25:16 +0000

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JY — Thu, 16 Apr 2009 00:34:23 +0000

Don’t forget, it’s Tea Bag Day! Everyone remember to tea bag your neighbors!

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JY — Tue, 14 Apr 2009 17:49:14 +0000

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JY — Wed, 08 Apr 2009 04:02:44 +0000