Posts Tagged ‘vacation’

Announcing: Hiatus Palooza!

Tuesday, June 22nd, 2010

So, the long awaited reveal of Garfield’s ass as the source of the shmoo has arrived. Like Christmas wrapped up in a birthday and tied up with a summer vacation bow! Where can I take Weapon Brown from here? Well, we’ve all seen that I am the undisputed modern master of suspense, right? The answer [...]

French Kiss

Thursday, June 23rd, 2011

Guess where this bloggin is coming from? That’s right! The lobby of the Plug Inn hostel in sunny-with-a-chance-of-showers Paris, France! Yes, I am on vacation and being hustled left and right by France’s finest street con artists, some of whom have balls so large that by all rights we should be landing men on them! This [...]