Posts Tagged ‘Squints’

Color me Bad!

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011

So, it’s come to this people. The Great Weapon Brown Art Sale has been hovering on the brink of completion for months now; my stated goal of raising $1000.00 so close to realization I could practically read the deposit on my bank statement. But then… something changed. I don’t know what. It is as if [...]

New Year’s Revolutions

Tuesday, January 10th, 2012

Like all men I do my best thinking on the can. This is why our desert enemies will never defeat us. Although they have a blood lust that is nearly Klingon in its intensity and bear us an inexhaustible grudge that comes from living all year round in an oven, nevertheless they squat over holes [...]