Posts Tagged ‘president’

Dennis Ends His Menace

Friday, January 25th, 2008

Dark horse day-dreamer Dennis Kucinich has ended his second bid for the presidency and is now repairing to Ohio to raise dough to fight off a primary challenge for his congressional seat. It should be remembered of Dennis that, his desirability as President aside, he was the only true liberal running for the job. He [...]

And they’re off!

Saturday, June 4th, 2011

Romney’s out of the fate and fundraising fast! Yesterday these were all over the web. Today you will be lucky if you don’t find it dyed into your toilet paper! Behold, the 2011 Romney campaign slogo! Mitt paid someone five years salary to create this.   Bear in mind this only his primary campaign slogo. [...]

Gunning for Rick

Tuesday, June 7th, 2011

Rick Santorum, that frothy mixture of anal lube and fecal matter who would be president, narrowly avoids what is certain to be the first of many assassination attempts. Does Sarah Palin have an alibi?