Posts Tagged ‘Chris Christie’

Jesus Christie!

Friday, February 17th, 2012

New Jersey governor Chris Christie may qualify for an NEA grant soon, because he is now America’s master at turning chicken shit into high art. At a moment when what the GOP really needs is a popular, courageous pol to steer his party away from the iceberg of of bedroom issues that threatens to tattoo […]

Newsorexia

Thursday, February 13th, 2014

My news fast continues, and after weeks of oblivionI have concluded that nothing at all is taking place in the world!I would have thought by now that if anything at all that could possibly affect my life were transpiring in the known Universe, surely a dribble of it would have reached my ears in the […]