So, the long awaited reveal of Garfield’s ass as the source of the shmoo has arrived. Like Christmas wrapped up in a birthday and tied up with a summer vacation bow! Where can I take Weapon Brown from here? Well, we’ve all seen that I am the undisputed modern master of suspense, right? The answer [...]

So, it’s come to this people. The Great Weapon Brown Art Sale has been hovering on the brink of completion for months now; my stated goal of raising $1000.00 so close to realization I could practically read the deposit on my bank statement. But then… something changed. I don’t know what. It is as if [...]

The Great Weapon Brown Art Sale has accomplished its goal! As I predicted, my irresistible artwork proved irresistible to many of you, and the money dribbled in over the months at nearly the speed of a trickle! I’d like to thank everyone who participated, and hope that when our economy is done imploding and we [...]