A new installment of my always timely and always unpredictable YouTube series “It’s Always Scotty” about professional Trump fluffer Scott Adams. In this episode, I deconstruct Scott’s effort to rationalize the weird way President Trump drinks from a bottle.
Happy New Year, those of you who I have not alienated with my ADD update schedule! I am busting my flat white ass (seriously, you should see it. It’s like the surface of Pluto.) to complete the mega-sized finale to the Costume Drama storyline, which will come with an announcement about (drum roll please!)…
…a neeeeeewwww Kickstarter!
(Okay, asshole, I said “drum roll”, not “drum solo”! This ain’t Whiplash! Wrap it up!)
In the meantime, start your New Year off right: with a screed about why the Green Party, the only party to ever score a participation award in every election it has ever run a candidate in, should be YOUR team in 2018! Please enjoy…Jillenstein!
Recently, I was allowed to barge my way into Mad Magazine’s “Farewell to NYC” Christmas party. The Mad offices are relocating to Burbank, California to be closer to the Warner Brothers HQ, which will allow WB to make terrible movies out of Mad properties just as fast as they make them out of DC comic books! The Mad editorial staff generally prefers lox over sushi, and so have largely decided not to make the move to Cali’. This party was held to close the book on one era of Mad. Now: all hail the new era, where Mad will be delivered in pill form!
Anyway, here are some snaps!
I’ve almost sweat all this fascist junk out of my system. Just read my final expose on Vox Day’s shitty Alt-Hero project and then, I swear, I will settle into a normal punchclock life!
Now I’ve written an open letter to Chuck Dixon, creator of Bane and soon the creator of a shitty alt-right comic book! Somebody stop me!!
Update: (Ooo, looky! I spawned an epic thread on 4Chan! I’m so proud of me!)