Artsy Fartsy FART!


I wouldn't have thought that a comic such as mine, preoccupied as it is with drugs, child abuse and all things negative would inspire as much love and devotion from its fans as it does. I'd have thought it would inspire a hell of a lot more! I am the soul of America's decay, and the wretched should be swarming to me like flies to horse apples!

Yet after years of effort the pittance below is the sum total of all the fan art I have received. If you too would like to see your glitter and glue homages to my merry band of characters added to this virtual Kenmore Chilly Cabinet, you can e-mail them to me or snail them to Death Ray Graphics, PO Box 10446, Rochester NY 14610-0446. I eagerly await your offerings!

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Benjamin Hayden pimped Beepo's ride and sent me a snap of it.


Then, still bored, he went on to create this:

This is the Canadian At-AT featured on the cover of Deep Fried vol. 2 #1. Yet Benny still could not be stopped, and went on to win the Luigi Circuit's Mushroom Cup with this beauty:

This action figure, like Weapon Brown himself, is the first and last of its kind. Thanks Ben!

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Jared Hindman also likes Weapon Brown (as well as two hits of acid for breakfast).


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Jesse Hansen drew this one overnight at DragonCon 2004. I am beginning to get a sense of which characters my fans would like to see more of.


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Long-time fan Elka Bong (get it? Say it fast. Get it now? Okay, just forget it) Decided the best tribute she could make to me was to etch her flesh with Beepo the Clown...after I specifically requested cash!! Doctors tell her that this tattoo has now spread to her liver, and she has about four months to live.


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Another contribution from Benjamin Hayden, who alleges that this creature he created in Spore is Roadkill. This is absurd on its face. Roadkill's happy dance is two steps left , stomp with the right foot, twirl, pause, left foot back, right foot kick and then an improvised Mister Roboto. Still, good effort!

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Benjamin Hayden continues to choose evil over good by constructing these figurines of Roadkill and Nana which increased his global carbon footprint by 7000 metric tons.

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This sculpt of Sgt. Beepo comes direct from the art department of Paramont Pictures and is for the upcoming summer blockbuster Deep Fried Action Squad: Rise of the Ninety Minute Toyline Advertisement (directed by Ben Hayden). Sgt. Beepo will eventually be rendered in CGI and superimposed on Billy Crudup's body.

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The T-shirt on human #2 says it all!


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Tara Bennet took a break from future-blogging the zombie apocalypse to scrawl this dapper imagining of Roadkill on the wrinkliest piece of fax paper she could find.


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This was posted by some anonymous fan on an image board, and it is the only fan art of Clarissa posted anywhere that is not the subject of an Interpol investigation. I believe the blue girl is the mascot for a popsicle corporation.


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Another Clarissa by another anonymous artist from 4Chan (why won't you fuckers own up to what you are doing??). Clarissa is having the best day of her life. because Daddy is about to get an artillery shell in his crotch!


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This Clarissa comes, appropriately enough, from a Deviantart-ist named Pentamerone. Pentamerone reduces Clarissa's trademark glour to a "what-EVER" attitude, thus harming my trademark and opening himself up to litigation! Ka-Ching ka-CHING!! Thanks Penta!


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Benjie Hayden comes through again with this MiniMates edition of the fashion crashin' High Stepper from the fake "Loren Chiffon" ad on the back of Deep Fried volume 2 #4. Give Ben a call, ladies! I'm betting he's single.


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That's it for the moment. Keep the sex coming!