Thanks to the interactivity of the World Wide Web, the “humor handicapped” finally have the means to grasp Ziggy’s desert-dry humor.

Dark horse day-dreamer Dennis Kucinich has ended his second bid for the presidency and is now repairing to Ohio to raise dough to fight off a primary challenge for his congressional seat. It should be remembered of Dennis that, his desirability as President aside, he was the only true liberal running for the job. He [...]

Fanboy Face-Off, the comic podcast for people who like robust podcasts but without all the caffeine, has just reviewed Deep Fried. Their compliments reflect perfectly the roller coaster ride that is the Deep Fried experience! “Not something I would directly seek out.” “‘Aww cool’ and awesome at the same time!” “This is OK.” “Hilarious!” “Ehh.” [...]

Remember those 80s-era ads of marathon runners, astronauts, Green Berets, etc. getting the winning edge from a Snickers bar? Here’s the next generation of clinically unsubstantiated miracle candy: From the website: “Get charged, stay energized. It’s the peanuts, nougat, caramel and chocolate you love with an added kick to help get you through the day.” [...]

Flipping through a comic book recently I, a full grown adult enjoying children’s literature, was nonetheless galled to come across this boastful endorsement contained within a video game advertisement:  The ad included these screen shots from the game:   The fact that this “mature” war game features a cousin of Ash Ketchum facing down a [...]

 I have been getting mad penis spam lately. It’s just one “Subj: Help your little friend” after another this past week. I mean, I know a daily dose of this shit is now a staple of the American breakfast, like toast and coffee, but I haven’t been this bombarded for a while. I’m starting to [...]

 Eva Hopkins, my frequent girlfriend, has finally seen the seed of her darkest dream blossom into a black rose called…Dark Ivory!   Dark Ivory is Eva’s new comic, created in collaboration with the rather talented Joe Linsner, and stars a sexy teen vampire who has just earned her wings. It’s “My So Called Life” meets “Harry [...]

There are two sure fire ways to experience the sensation of living in the Matrix: pop a fistful of Marinols and watch Groundhog Day with the sound off and Stairway to Heaven playing backwards on your stereo, or visit Apple Movie Trailers.com. At least, that’s the sensation I get when I see so many cloned [...]

Deep Fried is back on the attack! Thank you all for your patience as I took the last month off to get my various flavors of shit together. Behold what it has earned you! I brand new website color scheme, I nifty new feature, more frequent updates and a brand new copy of the Deep [...]

Take a look at these pictures I took near my home, in the parking lot of a defunct Hollywood Video. Inspiring, huh? Just look at all that triumphant asphalt, squeezing the life out of those plants! Who knows how many of those green fuckers there were at the beginning, but now only two remain! Eventually even [...]