Having wasted no time in trying to lure unsuspecting readers into Googling "Goatse", a revolting five-minutes-ago Internet phenom, Spencer Christiano next tries to show how "fresh" and "bad" he is by cramming as much leet into the remaining word balloons as he can. Spencer uses a Nintendo Power Glove to try and pick up chicks. Arcain's entry is exactly what his misspelled name would suggest. Loren, rather than imply that the director is seeking to violate Kevin's orifices as so many others have, at last offers an interesting take on that cigar. He ("he"??) gets bonus cred for realizing the psychedelic potential of panel 2, and plants the dismount by marrying Chips Ahoy with taco Sauce! Too bad the Russian judge gave him a 3.0. Erik Royse is mah man! His entry boasts the funniest gag for panel 4 since Paul's. He earns brownnosing points for referencing my own comic book, and he is the only one to understand that the phone in panel 6 is actually communicating telepathically (maybe it's a psychic hotline! Ha ha ha! You can use that joke if you like, Erik). However, the Palme d'Or will not find its way to Mr. Royce's mantle. For behold, the tenth and final submission! Eva Hopkins, gorgeous babe, diligent spellchecker and frequent jumper of my bones must not be denied the place in comics history that fate has set aside for her. Take a seat, Brian Michael Bendis! Your new dialogue coach has just entered the room! Thanks to everyone who played. Lovely parting gifts for the runners up will arrive by passenger pigeon over the next 3-5 years. back