In the days before "TeleTubbies", 7-Up was the
medically approved way to over-stimulate your
toddler. Look at how eagerly little Timmy
anticipates the glistening green surrogate for
mother's teat being offered him! Yes, it
likes you
Timmy! And it especially likes those new front
teeth you are so proud of! Why not rub a little of
your new friend on your gums? It's okay kid. First
one's free!