Cartoonist Lives Matter!on September 29, 2015 at 12:58 pm
BALTIMORE! Of all America’s major cities, Only the name “Detroit” evokes more crotch-wetting! My entire time at the Baltimore Comic-Con was spent worrying that I might fall prey to race riot, be “Death Proofed” to death in the back of a paddy wagon, or become the latest victim of that wascally stick-up artist Omar! You would think that being surrounded by the world’s greatest heroes would put my mind at ease, but as usual, cosplayer haters gonna cosplayer hate!
That’s all for now, space campers! My thanks to everyone who came by my table (especially the fans!) I’m sorry I couldn’t stay longer, but as soon as I heard someone in the hall whistling “The Farmer in the Dell”, I knew it was time to book it.