The clock is ticking down to the Weapon Brown Kickstarter, peeps! Are you stoked?? Check your damn pulse! If your blood pressure isn’t 160 over 90 then you must be huffing ether!

I have been hustling like never before to put all my ducks in a row while simultaneously diversifying my eggs into a portfolio of baskets. I am socialing my networks like some bratty tween in an AT&T ad! Book binders, pin-up artists, family and friends– I’m juggling them all in a mad sprint to the brass ring that will ERROR! ERROR!–METAPHOR CONFLICT DETECTED! CORE OVERLOAD IN 10…9…8…

Whoops! Sorry. That’s been happening a lot. I am in full “montage” mode now, a million things happening at once to get ready for the big day. The world has been wondering when the next 9/11 will occur, and it’ is November 1st– 11/1! A day that will live in fanfamy! ERROR! ERROR!–TERRIBLE WORD-MASH DETECTED! CORE OVERLOAD IN 10…9…8…

(Friggin’…! I’ve got to contact my ISP. That hexidecimal abort code takes too long to type in!)

So my friends, are you ready? Ready to make the Weapon Brown omnibus a reality? Ready to spread the word and put the power of your Twitter followers at my disposal? Ready to “ooo” and “ahh” over the frikkin’ fantastic incentives I have come up with?? Many a worthy Kickstarter campaign has failed for lack of fan enthusiasm, so take your Viagara, my nizzles! Join my mailing list (right below the cartoon) and get in on the special Blockheads-only goody that will accompany this Kickstarter! Shoot that juice into your neck  and lie about it to Congress, folks! THIS! IS! SPARTA!!