For Christ’s sake, Marco Rubio only took a drink of water, all that tells me is that the media are just as big douche bags. What about the BS he was spewing about the BS that President Oprah was spewing while the Californian Police were conveniently having a [ex]pig roast just minutes before President Oprah went on air?
Only thing that happened was that the truth died.
JY: I’m with the media on this one. Rubio looked like the cat who ate the canary as he tried to hide his discreet sip from tens of millions of people. Own your hydration, Marco!
Love the effects in this one! I think ya hit them all,too.
– Yes, sequester.
I’m not talking about what asshole said about what the other asshole said, it’s fucking water, we all need it unless they are a dried crusty cunt. The media are nothing but whores anyway and just as bad as politicians, I think they are starting to make lawyers look good.
Rubio’s uncontrollable thirst was the best thing that could have happened for him. Not only did his people do a reasonable job of going with the joke, but the shiny object was enough to keep the discussion away from how you couldn’t distinguish Rubio’s remarks from Mitt Romney’s convention speech. (And likely how Rubio’s ‘ideas’ will be indistinguishable from Romney’s address to C-PAC.)
As they used to say in ECW’s heyday, Same old shit! Same old shit!
Also, too: There’s irony in working so hard to find every last trace of petroleum, we’re only hastening the day when water goes for $5 a gallon. Tar sands, pipelines and fracking is no way for our grandchildren to go through life, son.
@JS: did you really think the GOP’s shadow controllers, the SHRINER MAFIA, would let rubio deviate from his allowed talking points in public? they didn’t pay to have his cranial remote installed because it draws the ladies, you know.
they’re softening us up for their oompa loompa death squads, mark my words.
And now… you got Trump.
You told the American voters they were bad people for voting for the GOP, and the GOP couldn’t give their voters a reason to vote for the same old thing…
… so now, you got Trump.
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