. . .
Lump of coal for you
from Santa, and from me a
wish for slow cancer
Anal cancer that spreads to the brain… so that they have ass cells growing in their skull.
Doesn’t he know that he just fucked with WB?
File an insurance claim and make a profit! That’s the American way of dealing with crime!
Had that happen to me once. I thought to myself, “Am I really asking too much, God? All I want is for the people responsible to come to my door, provide the money they cost me to fix my car and replace what was in there, and then climb into the nearest dumpster and die slowly of debilitating brain anyeurisms. Really, is that too much to ask?”
Give them a monkey paw blessing instead
May the stuff you stole from me bring about your worst nightmare
I WAS LOOKING FOR THE NEXT INSTALLMENT OF WEAPON BROWN!!!
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