Soon you will all vote in the most important election in all of earth’s history! An election more historic than the one where the dinosaurs voted to defund their asteroid shield! But before you do, let Thomas Peterffy, right wing billionaire, try one last goddamn time to convince you to vote Republican!! (Warning: nothing on the Internet is safe for anywhere, especially work).

Don’t forget to cast your protest votes, kids! And as long as you are in a voting mood, vote for my cartoon on Newgrounds!