July 2nd, 2012
Weapon Brown: Road Trip
Chuck really needs to relax a bit after months of non-stop combat, and coincidentally, so do I. The final chapter of Blockhead’s War begins on July eighth, with reunions, farewells, and the shocking confrontation Chuck never could have expected!
Happy Fourth of July to you all, and to those of you who can resist killing yourselves, be back here in one week’s time!
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:05 am
Jason, you know we love you and we do this for your own good.
It’s “begins”, not “begin’s”.
http://www.angryflower.com/bobsqu.gif
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:47 am
“Final”?
I haz a sad.
July 2nd, 2012 at 4:37 am
Ptorq: Absolutely. Apostrophe atrocities are always astonishingly aggravating.
July 2nd, 2012 at 5:13 am
I always ignore Asterisks
July 2nd, 2012 at 6:22 am
Final? ….. Sads sads sads. This is the best comic on the internet and published. Sad to see it come to an end.
July 2nd, 2012 at 8:14 am
So exciting!
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:41 am
The only reason why I am not killing myself it that I need to see the next dazzling installment of this Internet Masterpiece.
Once WB is over though, so am I.
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:45 am
Oh wait! I take that back!
If JY releases some sort of “WEAPON BROWN SPECIAL PREMIUM EXTRA-DELUXE LIMITED EDITION COLLECTORS’ COFFEE-TABLE SIZED HARDCOVER OMNIBUS WITH 100 PAGES OF EXTRA BONUS CONTENT” that may… just may… be enough for me to continue on.
July 2nd, 2012 at 9:55 am
Final?
FUCK YOU YUNGBLUTH YOU’RE DEAD TO ME
July 2nd, 2012 at 11:07 am
“The resistance fighters had given us 3000 in volts, most of which was already spent on extremely dangerous drugs. We had two cans of spinach, seventy five pellets of mescaline, five sheets high powered blotter-ink, a dead-catful of cocaine, and a whole galaxy of zippys, not-mes, boingers and zeebas and also a quart of tequila, a quart of rum, a case of Ballantine ale, a bag of cat eyebrows and two dozen amyls.
The only thing that really worried me was the eyebrows. There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an eyebrow binge. And I knew we’d get into that rotten stuff pretty soon.”
JY: Bwah! Love it!
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:35 pm
See ya down the road! Oh, Orin, step away from that copy of “Fear and Loathing in Los Vegas”.
= If the shocking revelation is that the Punisher is Chuck’s real father, I already know.
July 2nd, 2012 at 1:58 pm
Will Chuck get laid?
July 2nd, 2012 at 6:32 pm
My body is ready for the final chapter.
July 2nd, 2012 at 10:10 pm
Lye: Also alliteration.
July 3rd, 2012 at 4:04 am
You’ve got JL all wrong. You see, it turns out that in … uh … Chuck/Syndicate/wasteland-land, there is a person named War, who is the son of someone whom we might recognize in our world as Menachem. And it turns out that in Wasteland-land, War Begin does own a certain amount of real estate that he named Next Monday. [He had the right idea, but the expression is 'knock you into next *week*'.] War has already met Chuck, so he’s already Chuck’s bitch.
Therefore, it makes perfect grammatical sense to say;
“Blockhead’s War Begin’s Next Monday”
… because otherwise you have to do some awkward exposition like “The Next Monday belonging to War Begin, who in turn is the personal property and outhouse attendant of the violent bald guy – formerly known as Blockhead.”
…Who, having been near-fatally wounded, and just as he was about to recover, suddenly felt the icy grip of death upon him.
Not fair, capcha tried to pre-empt me with critique: line shodLea
July 3rd, 2012 at 7:14 am
Jason you deserve a vacay! That was an epic ending to Cal and as much as I want to blow you for creating such and epic character as Chuck, hubby’s ego couldn’t take it and I kinda like the fella. I will hang onto each new post for the next two or three years