January 10th, 2012
Weapon Brown 284
UPDATE 1/13/12: Today’s strip is in the pipeline. It’s Friday the 13th, for crying out loud!
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UPDATE 1/13/12: Today’s strip is in the pipeline. It’s Friday the 13th, for crying out loud!
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January 10th, 2012 at 1:18 pm
Nice! I love the quick stab on the way out the door! Now run Annie run!
January 10th, 2012 at 1:20 pm
Is the Phantom going to come through that door?
January 10th, 2012 at 1:38 pm
PHANTOM! PHANTOM! PHANTOM!
January 10th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Or Chuck sans arm, maybe?
January 10th, 2012 at 2:06 pm
This is so funny! Just seeing Cal scrambling as he gets assaulted from all sides!
January 10th, 2012 at 2:08 pm
To (mis)quoth Mushu: “You missed?! How could you miss?! She was three feet from you!”
Captcha doctor realizes CAL is no longer luggeral symmertric with that dang blade in his arm.
January 10th, 2012 at 3:24 pm
one word: EPIC
January 10th, 2012 at 3:44 pm
I notice in panel 1 that the end of Anne’s sword looks like the point of a fountain pen. Coincidence, or foreshadowing?
– ReCaptcha is collecting church souvenirs: Cathedral smintes.
January 10th, 2012 at 3:57 pm
I’m starting to wonder – can CAL not kill women directly? I’ve only see him kill men with his bare hands, and this is like the fourth time he’s passed up the opportunity to kill Anne without a weapon. Calvin was weak to girls…maybe CAL has the same issue. For someone who can just pop people’s heads off, this is getting absurd.
January 10th, 2012 at 4:09 pm
slitch? you know, that was once a popular derogatory term for a woman, specifically a part of her anatomy.
January 10th, 2012 at 7:40 pm
Some kind of hybridization of slit and snatch?
January 10th, 2012 at 10:37 pm
I…feel so bad for Cal. HAHAHAAHAHAAHA!
January 10th, 2012 at 10:44 pm
@lordjim: He killed Honey and Mrs. Wormwood, although we don’t see how he did it. I kind of think Ann is more skilled than we are led to believe, with her mutant psycho-vision and all.
Captcha thinks Finnie Reginar will be the one to decide this.
January 11th, 2012 at 3:42 am
It’s nice to see the arrogant little punk taken down a few notches.
He’s never had to do anything for the long haul before, from what we’ve seen. It’s all been short scuffles, real quick little skirmishes, that are resolved pretty quickly.
Let’s see what he’s got in a knock down drag out that he can’t finish in a few seconds.
I think Captcha is recommending that Calvin might need to see a doctor soon. Specifically, Dr. Hibbert.
January 11th, 2012 at 11:58 am
“This is only making me HARDER…”
Really, Cal? In that case, what Chuck is about to do to you is going to make you hard enough to screw diamonds…if you live, which is HIGHLY unlikely…
January 11th, 2012 at 4:15 pm
wonder if it is a posioned blade….
think the Phantom got killed before – didn’t we have a “Walker” standing, with no head, dressed in a Bond villain’s henchman’s uniform?
January 11th, 2012 at 8:28 pm
Weapon Brown is so true to life: Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair, Hope, Despair…
January 12th, 2012 at 2:15 am
CAL has never had to deal with anyone serious before, it’s always been normal people with no ability to withstand him. Chuck is proving why he was the Syndicate’s number one hitter. Which makes for a truly EPIC series!
January 12th, 2012 at 3:10 am
@Justin. You forgot asswhupping. The asswhupping comes after the 6th instance of hope and despair.
Captcha is warning me about known eantips.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:21 am
Ed – I think you’ve missed a couple of comics and a lot of speculative comments. Walker’s headless corpse started walking around on its own after the Wiz and Broomhilda killed each other in a magic off. What we don’t know is who’s animating the corpse.
January 12th, 2012 at 9:56 am
I still stand by my first post :EPIC, but I will add that it would have been much more Epic to have seen Ann’s butt Crack in panel 4, something about a butt crack, real or not, that just umm…
January 12th, 2012 at 12:31 pm
why didn’t she aimed for the face?
January 12th, 2012 at 2:34 pm
She’s BLIND! You should be impressed that she can hit CAL at all!
January 13th, 2012 at 8:48 am
Touche’! … now tell me, why there wasn’t an update on thursday Mr. Smartpants?
January 13th, 2012 at 3:43 pm
Too much awesome could make our heads explode.
Captcha does not completely concur and retorts with, “however, omeously”.
January 13th, 2012 at 10:01 pm
YOUR RESISTANCE IS ONLY MAKING MY PENIS HARDER
January 14th, 2012 at 11:22 am
Up next: Calvinball.
Catcha has not only news of its operations status, but adds in respect for other peoples property.
functions, alsoopp
January 14th, 2012 at 2:04 pm
Gus – must have missed the nametag – these toons can be subtle…