Like all men I do my best thinking on the can. This is why our desert enemies will never defeat us. Although they have a blood lust that is nearly Klingon in its intensity and bear us an inexhaustible grudge that comes from living all year round in an oven, nevertheless they squat over holes [...]

SOPA /PIPA is our benighted government’s effort to put the Internet genie back in its bottle. It is basically an electronic PATRIOT Act. Any surprise that the Democrats are once again showing themselves to be just like their “opponents” when it comes to your liberties? Call or e-mail your congressman today and tell them to [...]

Fucking SHRUG already. The suspense is killing us. We, the Ninety Nine Percent of all American citizens, who are now in OPEN REVOLT against what is no longer a democratic government answerable to the People, have been waiting for the so-called Productive Citizens, alleged Producers, much ballyhooed Wealth Creators and all around Engines of America [...]

Mark Hughes, a contributor to Forbes, has taken Watchmen author Alan Moore to task for DC Comic’s tactless plan to create a series of prequel stories for The Watchmen. This, naturally, chaps the ass of the Watchmen creator, as have all attempts by the companies that own the rights to his work to capitalize on [...]

In his younger and more optimistic years, Barack Obama was a community organizer. Republican clods, unable to articulate why uniting neighborhoods, churches and business associations for the common good is a sin against the white man, will nonetheless try and tar Obama with this pedigree whenever they want to cast him in the role of [...]

The Republican race for the presidency has reached its natural equilibrium, and barring a hilarious celebrity dark horse entering the race (I am a Green and we are running Rosanne Barr. How do I get my dues refunded?), the contest is now down to the Annointed One and Newt Moonbase. And while NASA now believes [...]

New Jersey governor Chris Christie may qualify for an NEA grant soon, because he is now America’s master at turning chicken shit into high art. At a moment when what the GOP really needs is a popular, courageous pol to steer his party away from the iceberg of of bedroom issues that threatens to tattoo [...]

Matt Taibbi has posted a blog gleefully trumpeting the implosion of the Republican party, as signaled by Wednesday’s (allegedly) final Republican candidates’ debate in Arizona. “Implosion” may be too soft a word, though. Stellar collapse is more like it; the  right wing devouring itself black hole-style, the laws of physics breaking down as the dregs [...]

You always think you’ll be able to tell someone “I hate you” one last time, and then… they are gone. Matt Taibbi’s words say what my tears cannot, but at least I can offer you this:

If look above this post and just below today’s strip, you may see an ad for “Yellow Glad Days”, a novel by Sam Bellotto Jr. for which I, yes I, provided the cover. Click that link and revel in my glory! Oh, and buy the book.