Weapon Brown 250
August 18th, 2011

Weapon Brown 250

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  1. Derekthered

    He’s outta there!!

  2. Matthew J. Fazio

    Wait…whut? Cancerbean had the time to say “No no NO… AIEEE!” but not enough time to duck out of the way?

  3. Cuitlamiztli Carter

    Wow, immediate closure for Wally’s fate. Might be the most clever joke in this arc.

  4. GRAK LIKE TOONS

    Oh it was the cancer guy from Funky Winkerbean the whole time! Captcha diagnosed his cancer, by the way, it seems he had sets eceplati.

  5. crazyburrito

    hahahah I saw it coming.

  6. Ginger Mayerson

    JY. Now that’s just evil.

  7. Jim

    Great move given how Wally was saved in Winkerbean. Hahaha. Gave Chuck time to get away, though.

  8. Jim

    We need a Calvinball joke now!

  9. C. Mage

    Be on the lookout for people wanting to know how he could send the grenade back at the shooter without setting it off…it’s a comic, people, you want logic and sense, read a calculus textbook…

  10. Blindscout

    @C.Mage

    I’d say it’s obvious how it worked. Cal didn’t so much hit the grenade back at Wally as much as he used the hand to come in from a side angle and gently (but rapidly) \scoop\ the grenade and redirect it. The WHACK is the sound of Cal breaking the effing sound barrier moving fast enough to do so.

  11. Baughbe

    So the whole priceless line was just a red herring? Or rather a green and moldy herring now. Stinks too. Who’s up for tuna surprise?

  12. JY

    The grenades are timed! You can pound on them all you want, as long as you do it within three seconds.

    Captcha knows who Luke’s father is: Vadr Ordsiti

  13. Dannyboy

    @Matthew J Fazio

    You may be interested in reading this: http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/TalkingIsAFreeAction

  14. espensor

    Seeing Winkerbean bite it gives me a warm smug fuzzy feeling.

  15. Michael Roberts

    Goes to show ya – if you shoot Cal, don’t tell him first. Evolution in action.

  16. agentsarahjane

    seeing a Winkerbean character DIE felt good . I came

  17. skwidmonster

    Nice hit. That’s at least a triple. Hope 3rd didn’t crawl out to the outfeild…

    ReCaptcha diagnosed Cal’s one and only fear: Ospapoper Bicycle

  18. loopsy

    …and I think this pretty much catches us up to the first panel of the chapter with Chuck in hiding. Snoop is off the scene and Cancerbean’s line-drive may have distracted CAL long enough for Chuck to run. Unless, of course, we have a big Pops/CAL fight which gives Chuck his chances, but seems to me Pops isn’t in that vicinity right now.

    Captcha’s freakish robo love-child of Andre Agassi and Steffi Graff: agaffi 1000

  19. Mudfoot

    Actually, there is a minimum arming time after you fire a 40mm grenade launcher, to stop idiots from shooting them into walls and whatnot and exploding on impact. It’s not long though, barely enough time to dive for cover:

    “40×46mm types include the M381, M386, M406, and M441. The M441 can be seen as a developmental improvement over the M381, probably with an improved filler and/or fuze mechanism. The M386/M406 differed from the M381/M441 in that they had a longer arming distance (14–28 meters compared to the 2–3 meters of the M381 and M441).”

  20. axl

    Okay, so I think I got it. broom hilda is a trog and thus isn’t alive or dead and since the wiz’s head blew up it could be safe to say he’s the walking corpse, or he’s dead for reals. WB needs his arm so its safe to say pop’s is gonna go supersaiyan (spinachsaiyan?) while Chuck gets his arm back. Can’t wait to see how hobs is gonna go down.

  21. Menschenjaeger

    I think ol’ Hobs is already bleedin’ out…

  22. Jor

    Haha, a reference to Tom Batuik’s hilarious gag where he had a character die in Afghanistan and then have it revealed to be a video game, and then he was baffled when military families were offended. This was around the time when he wrote the cancer story and silenced any complainers by pointing out the tragedy of (fictional) cancer, which is of course just as important as real-life cancer.

    Well-aimed take-that, JY. I stand impressed.

  23. Eddiejc1

    \Wait…whut? Cancerbean had the time to say “No no NO… AIEEE!” but not enough time to duck out of the way?\

    I did an image search for \Wally Funky Weatherbean\ and found what \AIEEE!\ is in reference to. Jason was parodying the panel where Wally finds an IED underneath a car just before it explodes and in the panel, that’s what he yells—-\IED!\ \AIEEE!\ is parodying \IED!\

  24. Sven DiMilo

    Good call, Eddiejc1. Those last 2 panels are direct from the Wnkerbean strip:
    http://joshreads.com/images/07/02/i070223fw.jpg

    very nice, JY.

  25. Spike Matthews

    I know Calvin was good at Calvinball, but I’m pretty sure he sucked at regular baseball…

  26. punx

    Actually, I believe Cal used the arm in such a tricky way, he actually used the hand to cup the grenade so he could then hurl it back (kind of like in jai alai) at the late Mr. Cancerbean :)

  27. nanosheep

    Cancerbean got handed to him.

  28. punx

    @nanosheep: +1

  29. sentroller

    LOL, wouldn’t this be funny if it (the strip) turns out to be a video game that Chuck and Cal are playing in some room hidden deep underground.

  30. sentroller

    I come back expecting some fantastic conversation and the last bit of crap said was by me. Really…

    At least Captcha is working through it is in a Funct Spanishe mood.

  31. lkljsdflkj

    Come on JY, you steaming turd! It’s Thursday!!! After weeks of torture waiting! Push out the Fresh Brown!!!

  32. lkljsdflkj

    Sqqqquuuueeezzzee out the most awesome comic strip ever (print and internet)

  33. Mike T

    Hey, could anyone help me please? in the last strip some one was saying that Linus was a character in the firts weapon brown story also that Chuck killed him and Lucy.
    Does some one knows how to acces or where to find that first story?? pleeeeasee.

  34. JY

    Mike-

    That story isn’t archived, but you can buy it as a delightful comic book from my store by going here: http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/product.html#wb

  35. llkjsdflkj

    SQQQQQQQQQQQQQUUUUUUUUEEEEEEEEEEZZZZZZZZZZZEEEEEEEEEEE JY!!!

  36. Philip

    Looks like Funky Cancercancer got exactly what was coming to him…

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