A Portuguese Brazilian blogger has posted a long review of Clarissa titled ‘The Day I Met Clarissa” (linked and translated here). I haven’t seen anyone give  Clarissa a detailed examination like this, so you might enjoy it.

So, it’s come to this people. The Great Weapon Brown Art Sale has been hovering on the brink of completion for months now; my stated goal of raising $1000.00 so close to realization I could practically read the deposit on my bank statement. But then… something changed. I don’t know what. It is as if [...]

So, like me you automatically assumed that the terrorist attack in Norway was their 9/11, and you began rethinking your whole “nuking Mecca doesn’t solve anything” stance. Now we learn that it is actually Norway’s Oklahoma City, and you are secretly rubbing your hands with glee because you think that this is somehow an indictment [...]

Now that we are down to the last 15 minutes of the debt ceiling debate, I am going to spoil the ending of this schtick-filled Washington blockbuster for you. Obviously, with  the guarantee of a compromise that would sustain both sides in this Cold War telegraphed early, we now know that after Boehner’s plan reaches [...]

What? You think this is a joke? You think I Photoshopped this?? This isn’t a joke, you assholes! This is a real movie! This has been made! It stars Liam Neeson! This movie has been made! THIS MOVIE IS GOING TO BE RELEASED!! Why the fuck are you doing this too us, Hollywood?! I feel [...]