And they’re off!

Romney’s out of the fate and fundraising fast! Yesterday these were all over the web. Today you will be lucky if you don’t find it dyed into your toilet paper! Behold, the 2011 Romney campaign slogo!

Mitt paid someone five years salary to create this.

 

Bear in mind this only his primary campaign slogo. Providing Mitt doesn’t post pictures of himself licking a turtle’s ass to his Wall and manages to cinch the nomination, he’s bound to come up with something slicker. He’s already boosting Obama’s gimmick of using one stylized letter as his graphic, so maybe his hook line will be one word as well, a la “Hope”.

“Loot” would be a good choice, with its double connotation for Romney’s wealth and the behavior of his class over the past few… centuries. Or for you South Park fans, perhaps “Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum-Dum” will ring true. Given the state of the American Dream these days, my vote would be for “Yoink!”

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  1. Doctor Fawkes

    That R looks like an ass.
    You’re welcome.

  2. peepants

    So no one in his camp even had the thought to go all 1940′s with this, like “I’m Witt Mitt”?

  3. amadeo11

    Catcher’s Mitt Romney! All American, coming for the win from behind!!!
    Pumped like it’s on steroids, this campaign is going to slam it out of the park this time around… I’m thinking Home-Run!

    BYU and me
    all the way to the Presidency!!!

  4. Sven DiMilo

    “White Salamander”

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