Here I am again. Work on the Weapon Brown commercial has begun in ernest, and  I am going to have some custom made music created for it and everything! One problem: My gritty, bad ass Chuck voice sounds like  Alvin the Chipmunk impersonating Cookie Monster. Is anyone here friends with someone on SEAL Team 6? [...]

My Paetec travel mug is down to it’s last milliliter of precious brown ichor! I must complete this blog update  before the invigorating effects of the petroleum-analog that fuels America’s work force loses its potency and I de-Hulk into just another pathetic malcontent whose graying temples bespeak a youth squandered  in a deflating economic empire [...]

Romney’s out of the fate and fundraising fast! Yesterday these were all over the web. Today you will be lucky if you don’t find it dyed into your toilet paper! Behold, the 2011 Romney campaign slogo! Mitt paid someone five years salary to create this.   Bear in mind this only his primary campaign slogo. [...]

Rick Santorum, that frothy mixture of anal lube and fecal matter who would be president, narrowly avoids what is certain to be the first of many assassination attempts. Does Sarah Palin have an alibi?

Fuck you, Matrix! Google Earth has you whipped! I haven’t visited Google’s replica of our world in a bit, but as I am going on vacation to Europe soon, I thought I’d download the latest version and take a top-down view of some of the places I might visit. Zooming in to one of the [...]

Guess where this bloggin is coming from? That’s right! The lobby of the Plug Inn hostel in sunny-with-a-chance-of-showers Paris, France! Yes, I am on vacation and being hustled left and right by France’s finest street con artists, some of whom have balls so large that by all rights we should be landing men on them! This [...]