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Off to a great start

I’m reading: Saul Alinsky’s “Rules for Radicals”. I heard that Alinsky, a community organizer and inspiration to Barrack Obama, was popular amongst the tea baggers, and his writings helped motivate the town hall revolts during 2010. Graying right-wing Ayn Randians forced to turn to a radical leftist to elect conspiracy theorists to cut their Medicare? You can’t make this shit up. Saw his book at B&N and had to grab. In another lifetime when my engagement with the human species is less like Golum’s I may be able to put Alinsky’s writings to use. Good news! The Middle East continues it’s transformation into a Roland Emmerich movie. Virginity tests in Egypt, disappeared journalists in Pakistan, you and I still sending billions of tax dollars to the militaries of both these nations. Thank you NPR! You make waking up hell. The kids are all bopping to “Circle”. These days: I am meditating to the gong sound that summons the Cenobites in “Hellraiser”. If I disappear suddenly will one of you please sprinkle some blood onto my attic floorboards so that I can return as a screaming skeleton? Gratzi.  

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  1. peepants

    Virginity tests in Egypt?

    I imagine cramming for a test like that is bound to result in failure.

    @JY Does the blood have to be human? I only ask because I’m afraid if I sprinkle something other than 100% human your resurrection might come out wrong.

    Don’t want you coming back half “moo” because all I could scrape up was a pint of raw steak squeezings.

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