Betty What?
I know that Betty White did a star turn on SNL recently, which I haven’t seen (too many episodes of Flash Forward to catch up with on Hulu, sorry), but I guess now she is also riding that wave into a movie called You Again with Kristen Bell and Sigourney Weaver in order to create some sort of tri-generational hipness engine.
Kristen Bell I only know by name– I don’t listen to country/western stations or watch the CW or whatever segment of media she hails from, so I am not equipped to rank her screwability. Sigourney, of course, is the world’s first confirmed genetic MILF, so the movie will have that much going for it. But my question is, is Betty White really the best exemplar of Greatest Generation sensuality Hollywood can give us?
I’m not knocking Betty, but you wouldn’t have to scout too many Country Kitchen Buffets to cast an octogenarian sex kitten hotter than her. As long as we are supposed to imagine this cast as a potential intergenerational menage, my vote would have been for Judy Dench in Betsy’s role. Dial “M” for muffin, baby. Better yet, Daryl Hannah! I know she’s not actually of that generation, but did you see her in Kill Bill? She’s looking a little haggard these days. My kind of haggard.
September 25th, 2010 at 5:53 pm
Kristen Bell starred in “Veronica Mars”; she also played Sarah Marshall in “Forgetting Sarah Marshall.”
September 25th, 2010 at 11:16 pm
I saw “Forgetting Sarah Marshall,” but I don’t remember Sarah Marshall.
September 26th, 2010 at 12:28 am
she was also in Fanboys if I recall. You must watch Fanboy it is a must for any Star Wars fan.
September 26th, 2010 at 4:35 pm
Kristen Bell struck me as “our kinda gal” in Heroes. Meaner than that cheerleader
September 27th, 2010 at 10:24 am
Oh come on. Betty White is all about the attitude. Just imagine her dolled up in dominatrix gear slapping your ass with a horse whip and spitting out insults like a female Don Rickles and you’ll have your quota of sexual humiliation (if you’re in to that sort of thing). Sure, some other octogenarian might be “sexier” in the looks department, but not many can lay you out with a one-liner.
September 27th, 2010 at 12:31 pm
I’ll probably live to see the day when a seeming sweet granny with a foul mouth isn’t funny anymore, and the day when Jen Ann and Ann Jo are beyond repair. No matter how that leaves me, I’ll take your take on (G)MIlFs because Weapon Brown is the greatest thing to ever satire an entire lifetime’s worth of comics.
September 28th, 2010 at 12:49 am
Marion Ross (Mrs. Cunningham whom the Fonz always seemed milfy hot on (and who is also on the show) was a nurse on Children’s Hospital, very hot french kissing scene with a young doc.
September 29th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Bell also does the voice of Lucy in the Assissin’s Creed video games.
October 6th, 2010 at 1:02 pm
For a great taste of Kristen Bell, watch Mary Lane’s S&M fantasy in Reefer Madness the Musical.