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July 3rd, 2010 at 7:36 pm
Awww…sad duke is sad.
July 3rd, 2010 at 7:39 pm
frame 5: “should”
Spaceman Spiff-esque ship, check!
Does the To Be Concluded mean this is the beginning of the dreaded hiatus, or just the end of this volume?
Did Duke’s pet suffer that fate at the hands of Cal?
Do the Syndicate have any idea just what it is they are getting?
These answers and more……in about 7 weeks
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:04 pm
Oh my god! Not Honey Huan!!!
That’s brutal!! We have lost a great cheesecake source this day.
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:15 pm
Poor sweet Honey. I guess it was just not 2 bee.
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:32 pm
Spaceman Spiff…AWAY!
Dr. Captcha’s upset: Insulted Dr.
July 3rd, 2010 at 9:59 pm
frame 4: “guarantee”
I understand you wanted to get it out for us ASAP, JY, but not at the expense of spelling errors LOL
July 3rd, 2010 at 10:53 pm
Thank you my helpful unpaid editorial staff. I hope this strip satisfies given my unforeseeable procrastinations.
…
The class had left the auditorium, but a comely female student remained behind. The instructor turned from erasing his dry erase board as she approached.
“What can I do for you, Miss Captcha?”
“Oh, ” she responded, undoing the top button of her sweater. “You can do a lot for me, Professor Espinoza.”
July 3rd, 2010 at 11:15 pm
what happened to dilbert?
July 4th, 2010 at 12:40 am
@ ljsljdfsdflkj: i would expect he was throwing up at the sight of honey’s evicerated corpse.
speaking of which, god damn it! bondage slave honey was pretty sexy, i’m so pissed off that Cal killed her.
July 4th, 2010 at 1:13 am
While I’m sure many wanted to see more of sycophantic Horns and visceral C.A.L.-V1N, I expect the unseen scene was a nasty bitch from a writing standpoint. Or maybe the method that Horns uses to show authority is too horrific to show us just yet. Oh please, please, please let it be the latter.
Captcha has come up with Horns’ next, more easily controllable, weaponized genetics project: fashion pastors.
July 4th, 2010 at 5:47 am
ljsljdfsdflkj: Dilbert puked up his guts at the memory of what C.A.L V.1N did to Honey Huan.
I really liked the get-up she was wearing.
Maybe one day I’ll get a pet like that.
reCaptcha is not sure about how well that style will fit in with the fashion industry: dior But
July 4th, 2010 at 7:15 am
I reckon that Honey got eaten by Hobbes, rather than C.A.LV1n.
Also, nice reference to Captain Preppy.
July 4th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Dilbert WARNED them. Let the record show.
Heheh. “Obediance”.
July 4th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Chairman Horns is pretty transparent. Crapping his pants when CAL is there, but as soon as the ship’s out the door, he’s already dropping pithy promises of control and safety. For a bit, I was confused. I wondered if the Dilbert character was being killed by some machination of Chairman Horns, a delayed effect of CAL, or merely barfing. The combination of dialogue, the murderous tone of the comic’s world, and the tendency of the Syndicate to cover its tracks by silencing loose ends made a convincing case for Dilbert to be literally hacking up his guts instead of just lunch. Such a thing with be in character for Horns, CAL, or the comic world in general, but then there wouldn’t be a possibility of Dilbert getting a last laugh on Horns.
reCaptcha: What does CALv1n have that Chuck doesn’t? two biceps
July 5th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
@NaOH: makes sense, looking back at the strip with your explanation.
@rennod: I thought the same thing at first… dilbert was throwing up his insides or blood. Looks like he is just remembering what CalV1N did to Duke’s little friend after she made eye contact
July 5th, 2010 at 4:00 pm
“To be concluded”; does this mean the end of the Weapon Brown saga, or will there be further adventures once “Blockhead’s War” is over? I’m sure there are plenty more comics out there just waiting to be armageddonized (Yes, I know that’s not a real word, but it fits).
Alternately, you could turn your attention to animated TV specials, like “Frosty the Snowman” or “Here Comes Peter Cottontail”; Chuck could teach Heat Miser the true meaning of Hell on Earth.
– Captcha told us what happened without saying a word: results mimed.
July 6th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Weapon Brown will end with the conclusion of the next story arc, but then again, so will the world.
Captcha stupid zombie: Dum Devour
July 6th, 2010 at 1:31 am
…every time I look at the launchpad for the Spaceman Spiff ship, I hear a voice say to me…”EXTERMINATE!! EXTERMINATE!!!!!”
People who are slow to The First United Church of Captcha are known as Asbury Snail (s).
July 6th, 2010 at 6:16 am
reCaptcha seems to be looking for alternative employment with the announcement of the conclusion of Weapon Brown. It looks as though the choice may fall on insurance sales: roomier guarantee
July 6th, 2010 at 9:12 am
Mr Duke? Hunter S himself? Shouldn’t he be a bit “Steadman-ized”?
The captcha suggests that the housing market is rebouding: renters About
July 7th, 2010 at 12:43 am
@ JY’s latest comment:
please do not end weapon brown. perhaps this adventure, but keep him going. it’s the best comic I have ever read. incredible everything, incredible art, satire, story, etc.
July 7th, 2010 at 6:20 pm
@JY
Y-you’re ending weapon brown?
The sound you just heard was me screaming NOOOOOOO!!!!!
July 9th, 2010 at 11:55 am
JY
July 6th, 2010 at 12:07 am
Weapon Brown will end with the conclusion of the next story arc, but then again, so will the world.
Maybe it’s the peyote talking, but the world allegedly will end in 2012, so I see we might have 2 more years of WB coming to us! YAY!!!!
(the next comment will be JY popping that cheerful balloon like Beepo on a huff bender LOL)