June 25th, 2010
Weapon Brown 169
UPDATE 7/01/10: The strip is still going to be here this week, but now it may be Saturday. I apologize (as always). I have been teaching at a children’s cartooning workshop 9 to 5 all this week, and it has left me exhausted. Right now the strip needs to be inked, but I have decided not to break it up into two strips to cut the worekload. I want the last page of this chapter whole, goddamnit!
So, keep F5-ing for the Lord your Jason. Have I mentioned that I need a vacation?
June 25th, 2010 at 5:23 am
Shmootastic!
reCaptcha seems to have joined a fraternity: hazing its
June 25th, 2010 at 6:30 am
urgh.
I had a good laugh at the final panel though.
one who emasculates horses? gelder and.
June 25th, 2010 at 6:30 am
Schmoolicious!
It makes you want to stanch in the flow for the Captcha.
June 25th, 2010 at 6:31 am
Why are the second words on the Captcha today so short? Our security is shredded to hell and gone.
June 25th, 2010 at 7:46 am
well, had no idea we was getting an extra update this week, thank you JY!
June 25th, 2010 at 8:08 am
so how is it that crap from the Garf has special powers?
captcha is looking for football players:
herschel miners
June 25th, 2010 at 8:32 am
I love that look of sheer delight on Annie’s face.
June 25th, 2010 at 9:05 am
HEY
You have gone TOO FAR THIS TIME
Shamrock Shakes are delicious and YOU SHOULD FEEL BAD
June 25th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Panels 2 & 3 are classic. I love how neither Chuck nor Anne flinch as the shit is raining against the windows. The last line…about Shamrock Shakes. Nice! I have not had one is ages.
Captcha has a high opinion of Anne today: damsels be
June 25th, 2010 at 11:31 am
If you think that’s disgusting, you should have eaten in my high school cafeteria. I had a lunch that was actually moving under its own power once. The food was so bad the school forbid brown bags and going out to lunch otherwise they would have had to close the caf due to nobody eating there. Bug shit would have been an improvement.
June 25th, 2010 at 11:49 am
meh. Bug shit, bug vomit, still tastes good.
Captcha is naming Frankenstein’s monster: Mr. bolts
June 25th, 2010 at 12:16 pm
The bug shit is disgusting enough, but I wonder if Chuck is bothered more by what the Garf has been eating? It almost ate him and the only food around seems to be other survivors. Is it moral?
June 25th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
You could say that everyone at US ACRES is bugshit crazy. (rimshot)
It kinda makes sense, though; Garf eats even more diverse and unhealthy foods than Garfield does, so it’s almost logical that his body converts it all into something that can quickly adapt itself into consumable substance. In fact, it makes a lot more sense than anything on “Star Trek,” and people have actually written books defending “Star Trek” as realistic.
BTW, the scariest thing I’ve ever chosen to eat is a McDonald’s burger; I don’t know what they put in the meat, but it tastes weirder than any other burger I’ve had.
– Captcha is trying to control CAL by keeping him in a locked room: confines naively.
June 25th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Hey, if cat poop coffee can be considered a delicacy, why not shmoo?
Civet Cat Coffee : http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kopi_Luwak
June 25th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
I’m still unclear on why Bucksley was carrying it around in her breasts (a thermos would have sufficed), how they got it in there (or do I want to know?) and whether Garf is a bug or a cat.
June 25th, 2010 at 4:30 pm
By the way, is Garf similar to the Sarlacc?
Now there is a new twist to Star Wars.
reCaptcha is having a conversation with timepieces: said clocks
June 25th, 2010 at 4:49 pm
@Richard – Well obviously he’s a CAT-erpillar.
*crickets*
I feel no shame.
Captcha wants to rap’cha: street slangy
June 25th, 2010 at 6:09 pm
It’s not THAT bad. That honey you had on your bagel this morning was swallowed and regurgitated by some lucky worker bee. If you had meat today, you’ve probably eaten some plastic or ground up reproductive organs, unless you personally killed and skinned the thing yourself. And if you had coffee with civet beans in it, you DO NOT WANT TO KNOW what those poor beans went through.
And that glass of water you drank? It’s already been drank and peed out by millions of people before you.
So… who wants to go for dinner now?
June 25th, 2010 at 7:28 pm
Well, wimmy-wam-wam-wazzle, that’s one humongous butter bug if I ever saw one!
June 25th, 2010 at 7:58 pm
I hope they at least run that slop through a strainer or something. Filter out all the bones and etc.
Captcha’s thoughts on Schmoo: catsup work
June 25th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
party on, slurm
June 25th, 2010 at 10:04 pm
Eh… maybe it’s no different than farming honey from bees, or milk from cows. Those things also come out of their behinds.
I recall Chuck saying that the shmoo was “sweet”.
June 26th, 2010 at 1:58 am
all i have to ask what are they feeding it, i mean seriously if there making food and whatever else they need, i really hope its not made from human stock.
this will be funy to see how they make but shit into shmoo
June 26th, 2010 at 4:46 am
@josh: actually, honey is concentrated bee puke.
@ sio: tee hee “butt”er bug
Captcha wants you to know what you get if untreated shmoo gets in your peepers:
salmon eye
June 26th, 2010 at 4:58 am
I think some of the shmoo might be the remains of our friendly neighbourhood syndicate soldiers.
reCaptcha is in Austin Powers mode: that shagged
June 26th, 2010 at 5:01 am
reCaptcha has some advice for Garf: avoid crapping
June 26th, 2010 at 5:41 pm
No special comment, just had to post this Captcha.
What to do with the Shamrock Shake: continue swigging
June 26th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
@ Josh
Uh…dude, if you’re drinking something coming out of a cow’s behind I got bad news. That ain’t milk.
Not even if it’s runny and chocolatey looking…
June 26th, 2010 at 9:00 pm
The deadpan for those two panels is sheer brilliance. I swear I can hear the drops splatting against the window.
June 26th, 2010 at 9:44 pm
Yungbluth, when you deliver a money shot, you don’t kid around.
June 27th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Poop.
Other use for poop: and bond
June 28th, 2010 at 1:20 am
Jason, you are one sick motherfucker…
Captcha has clearly been listening to some Hank and the Midnighters…”ballard during”
June 28th, 2010 at 6:22 am
Captcha: update today?
June 28th, 2010 at 9:28 pm
Re : “Shamrock Shakes”
I once purchased a recipe book claiming that you could make all your favorite fast food & restaurant foods and drinks at home. At the time it’d been years since I had a Shamrock shake, so I tried that one first.
Tasted like a toothpaste smoothie.
I’ll say this for Mickey D’s, at least when they half ass bad fast food it doesn’t come out tasting like I picked it up at a dentist’s office…
June 29th, 2010 at 1:39 am
Shamrock Shakes; remeber ordering these delicious shakes many many moons ago. They were so good but the last time I had one, agains a few moons ago,tasted, as peepants said, like toothpaste and something dead. Maybe they changed the formula. As for Mickey D, eat there often, oil from the wafer burger helps keep my colon clean. Never eat thier fries, to cancerous.
recapcha says that I “reacted the” Maybe I reacted but here was no The
June 29th, 2010 at 7:52 am
@Sentroller
“To Cancerous?” I think Ronald McCaptcha is writing your comments!
June 29th, 2010 at 10:47 am
Has it been mentioned yet just how close Crokk and his men came to finding everyone and calling in Syndicate reinforcements? Assuming the Garf is vertically-oriented, of course.
Captcha is the look Travis exchanged with his BFF Meyer on the \Busted Flush:\ McGee hinted
June 29th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Rats! I was hoping for the Shmoo to be, well, Shmoo:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shmoo
I’ve had a Shamrock shake before. I couldn’t use my tounge for a WEEK.
Captcha thinks that The god of wine is in Australia: Melbourne Dionysus
June 29th, 2010 at 9:21 pm
I’ve missed the internal monologue. Nice to see it back.
What nit picky Senator Captcha is concerned with: Rights minutia
June 29th, 2010 at 11:08 pm
“I’ve had a Shamrock shake before. I couldn’t use my tongue for a WEEK.” – freemadman
Wow, how’d you pay your bills?
June 29th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
@peepants@freemadman: Zing! Ouch!!
June 30th, 2010 at 12:28 am
OK. OK. OK.
Space things out Pako. Space things out. Don’t repeat yourself. Don’t repeat yourself. Stop typing this.
1. I didn’t think it could be more disgusting, but then I saw the previous strip.
2. Well hey, the best psychedelics come from cow dung, especially fictional ones like Jet.
3. It took Newsarama how long to talk to JYB? (It seems like it should be an ‘again’ feeling.)
The CAPCHA is what Bucksley was:
fitted bombshell
June 30th, 2010 at 12:33 am
Oh yeah, and a dumb question because I’m having déjà vu here.
http://www.whatisdeepfried.com/2010/06/15/
Have we seen a “Kite Eater” before? I can’t imagine JY drawing anything related to a plant in the future (outside the Kudzu).
Lucci steeps
June 30th, 2010 at 8:27 am
@pakopako: A Peanut Scorned.
July 2nd, 2010 at 1:50 am
@JY; like you, I need a vacation as well just to LOL. oh I need to LOL so badly:!
July 2nd, 2010 at 9:00 am
F5. F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5
Is that singing JY’s praises well enough? Captcha seems to think so: they are accepted, smugging
July 2nd, 2010 at 12:45 pm
Dammit! F5F5F5F5F5F5F5F5, man, F5F5!
Captcha tells us the only way to improve on the 70′s: an obscener Cartner.
July 2nd, 2010 at 8:35 pm
Different Day, Same Bugshit.
REcaptcha: The high ticket items
July 3rd, 2010 at 10:13 am
It’s SATURDAY! Where’s muh Deep Fried!?!?!?
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