Weapon Brown 165
June 11th, 2010

Weapon Brown 165

UPDATE 6/14/10: Party hearty equals retardy! This week’s updates shall be Tuesday/Thursday.

^ 34 Comments...

  1. C. Mage

    Yep, PHB, congratulations. You’ve proven to everyone, including Cal, who’s in charge.

    CAL IS.

  2. willy

    Psycho-sensitive matter? So Hobbes is imaginary, sort of, that is awesome! And badass!

  3. Sherlock_Watson

    Heeeeeeeeeeere’s Calvin! Hey-yo!

    I like the way you created a backronym of “HOBS,” and had Dilbert be the one who apparently came up with that name. It all fits together just right.

    I notice that the chairman’s tie is covered with currency symbols; is that something you just added today, or did I miss that detail until now?

    – It’s all Greek to Captcha: pantheon to.

  4. Onearmdude

    Heuristically optimized bonding surrogate…a stuffed animal. That he was able to reorganize into…a weapon perhaps? Awesome stuff.

  5. jess

    worth the wait.

    captcha is what Calvin and Chuck’ll be doing soon. Share July.

  6. John W.

    I’m thinking the Chairman has failed the Dominance protocol.

  7. Gizmo

    Yesssssssssssssss!
    So much awesome!

    Captcha sure isn’t pulling punches with the social commentary on print media: Newspapers dwindled

  8. Infernalistgamer

    Congrats, PHB, you have just screwed up every bit of potential of using this program effectively. Glad to see you haven’t changed.

    Even Captcha is intimidated by CALv1n’s bits: tonne unit

  9. llksjdflkj

    so badass.

  10. Destruya

    Can’t Cal just butcher every single person in the Syndicate once he gets his orders, then just go after Chuck “for fun?” Something tells me it’d be easier (and more fun) to draw Calvin just wrecking everyone’s shit instead of an army of legionnaires.

    Captcha is prophetic: to savager

  11. Butterfly

    Icicle in the…OW.

    Captcha: In the spirit of turning the other cheek and forgiving your own faults: selves chance

  12. Mike T

    I spent most of my childhood reading Calvin & Hobbes, C.A.L. first words were all a great tribute, thanks lot for making this happen, who’s the man, you are the fucking man !!

  13. punx

    My JY, those last three panels are classically Dilbertian in a non-libellious way, bravo!!

  14. Jack Munroe

    geez, if i had a nickle for every time i had an icicle in my cockhole, i’d be able to pay off the dominatrix who does it…..

    apparently, captcha wants the last remaining Corey soaked in tequila(kindof like he was all through the 90′s amiright?): agave Feldman

  15. punx

    Frames 3, 4, 5: OMFG I just put that together about his exo-nervous system and what he can do with it, especially with the HOBS, which DUH means he makes it not just a tiger but like One Million Years BC-kinda tiger, plus I am sure also Spaceman Spiff type stuff too, meaning this whole Chuck/C.A.L. smackdown just went up a level or six :)

  16. Professional Mole

    You don’t mess with CAL. =|

    Also, I wonder if HOBS is in anyway related to Linus’ blanket?

    This captcha seems to trying o osay something… “paroles the”

  17. punx

    @Professional Mole: FUCK you went there, didn’t you?

  18. punx

    When the eventual Adult Swim adaptation comes down the pike, Tim Curry should do the voice of PHB, and those out there who saw the 80′s movie Legend will understand why…..LOL

    captcha sees the long drawn out process of getting to the final smackdown: similar weeks (of few updates) ;)

  19. Freelance Angel

    i can’t wait to see me some mandibles of death :D

    captcha is community coop trees: baobab noncorporate

  20. llkjsdflkj

    @freelance angel

    nice reference. I think that’s from when Calvin finds Hobbes after the breakin, and they’re talking to the cop.

    I can’t wait for Monday.. another WB update! Chuck is the epitome of a badass, but I think Calvin is going to steal the spotlight.

  21. Rennod

    Capcha explains the Pointy-Haired Boss’s behavior by revealing his own personal aftermath from the Project Noodles incident: “eyebrows New”

  22. KarlMonster

    Captcha Sympathizes: board catheter

  23. C. Mage

    I also like how the PHB’s hair reflects his mood.

    Something just occurred to me. According to Dilbert, the protocols Van Pelt put in place may only work ONCE…and considering the original Calvin’s penchant for disobeying the rules, there’s no guarantee that he’ll obey them then.

    Captcha’s planning on going on vacation: to houston

  24. JY

    @Professional Mole
    Re: blanket/tiger connection

    I had that idea in mind. I just didn’t have the room to explore it.

    Lord Captcha reclined in his wing-back chair. His manservant summoned years of training to suppress his agitation. “Yes sir, I know what it is you do NOT want for tea. But what is it you do…”

    “Not scones,” Lord Captcha repeated.

  25. fan

    so enjoying this comic, love looking for the subtle references. captcha is in on the game too, providing commentary: that wickedly

  26. wcdude

    For those of the uneducated ilk (read: ME), can someone explain the Linus/Blanket reference made by Professional Mole and JY?

    I’ve read all the Weapon Brown’s on the site, but don’t recall the reference.

    Thanks!

    And, Captcha has expanded its mansion grounds: added parterre

  27. Mad Whiskey Grin

    I was wondering if Boss Horns would be incompetent as well as ruthless.

  28. punx

    @wcdude: That is a reference to A Peanut Scorned, which is not available online, only through the store. The very first appearance of our anti-hero, Chuck AKA Weapon Brown.

  29. punx

    @MWG: as any of the legally amorphous characters’ references are pretty dead on (Dilbert has no mouth, Duke seems to be permanently on something, etc.), it would have been more worth it to wonder if he wouldn’t, don’t ya think? :)

  30. T.J.K.

    Captcha: omits mid-1960′s

  31. Juanski

    @ Jason Its Tuesday, and bear in mind that I don’t have coffee coming out my cock hole, but where……is…….our…….comic! ;) !

    Captcha from my liver: staining if?

  32. Juanski

    Man the best captcha ever gives its Legal Opinion: Attorney Shifty

  33. Uberwulf

    He’s no longer girding his loins with funny animals

  34. Frank

    Forgive my ignorance. Why does Calvin have an icicle up his cockhole?

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