On paper, few people could be less qualified for leading America through the dark shoals that surround her than Mitt Romney. In an age where everyone pretends to care for grassroots substance, Romney distinguishes himself as a man made for America’s plasma screens. His Ken Doll looks and velour speaking voice are right out of [...]

Life appears to be mimicking crappy art. It looks like Little Orpahn Annie has had her day: Daddy Warbucks’s favorite little tyke may have used pluck to survive the past 86 years in daily newspapers, but now she’s apparently outta luck. Come June 13, her clear-eyed vision of the world will her syndicate, Tribune Media [...]

Just a little live-blogging from the Wild Pig show on my friend’s iPad. I take back every bad thing I ever said about this overhyped waste of money. It is the tits with a side of booyah. Decent attendance yesterday, not so much today, but hey, it’s Sunday. Met the brains behind Alien Loves Predator, [...]

The wave of left-wing reactionism to Rand Paul has nearly crested, but surfs still up! From Crooks and Liars, a little Glenn Beckery based on (of all things) a Tweet from a Neo Nazi: “Neo-Nazis have just as much right as anyone else to contribute to campaigns… Clearly, the expectation is for their guy to do [...]

There was a terrorist attack in Pakistan on Thursday, in which gunmen killed or injured hundreds of worshippers at two different mosques. The attack was blamed on the “Pakistan Taliban”, a name we are starting to hear all too frequently. I mean, I could have sworn we went into that area to wipe out the [...]