Archive for April 12th, 2010

Wacky-pedia!

Monday, April 12th, 2010

Some time ago the all-consuming Wikipedia, more voracious than the black hole that swallowed Vulcan, assimilated knowledge of Weapon Brown via a concerned fan. But Weapon Brown is so much more now, with so many more characters! And if you think I have thirteen free hours in my day to learn Wikipedia’s Enigma-like code  for [...]

We’re Here! For Fear! Get Used To It!

Monday, April 12th, 2010

What’s wrong with my life that I have time to watch more than 16 seconds of the Southern Republican Leadership Conference? What man with a functioning sex organ would pass his weekend wrestling with C-Span’s stuttering video stream so he could catch every word of Mike Pence’s call for “fast-acting tax relief” for the wealthy? [...]