Many were the participants in the 2010 Whatisdeepfried.com Easter Egg Hunt, but only some could be the winners, and therefor better in every way than the others! The names have been tallied and those victorious aristocrats have shown their quality! No use crying over spilled eggs! All those who did not win will form the lowest caste of [...]

Some time ago the all-consuming Wikipedia, more voracious than the black hole that swallowed Vulcan, assimilated knowledge of Weapon Brown via a concerned fan. But Weapon Brown is so much more now, with so many more characters! And if you think I have thirteen free hours in my day to learn Wikipedia’s Enigma-like code  for [...]

What’s wrong with my life that I have time to watch more than 16 seconds of the Southern Republican Leadership Conference? What man with a functioning sex organ would pass his weekend wrestling with C-Span’s stuttering video stream so he could catch every word of Mike Pence’s call for “fast-acting tax relief” for the wealthy? [...]

I’m back from my treacherous journey around the nation setting up at one show after the next and paying more money for beer than anyone since Prohibition. I’m gratified to see that so many of you have been clawing at my door like the Living Dead hoping for a new strip. The bloody streaks on [...]