Weapon Brown 144
March 1st, 2010

Weapon Brown 144

Look at the meter at the top of the screen! Only two shirts needed to complete the drive! Two! One more than one! Practically zero! Who among you will be the second to last–then last–person to buy a slammin’ CAL-v.1N shirt, receive the requisite goodies, and perhaps gain a glorious piece of art besides? WHO?

I can barely stand the suspense! I’ve already chewed off three fingers! The drive ends at the end of this day; will it succeed, or will I fly a plane into an IRS building and blame YOU in my manifesto?? 

Please, don’t let the sun set without ordering a shirt! If you have ordered one, let the others know how doing so filled you with a golden joy, like having sex with the goddess Hera while tripping balls on heroin laced with a unicorn’s rainbow sperm! Okay, that’s gross! Don’t make me say such gross things! Order! Two! That’s all! SPERM!

^ 24 Comments...

  1. D_SL

    T-Rex Morgan, M.D.? Oh yeah …

  2. Jody

    Touching first couple panels. Then a nice wtf on the third.

  3. Mrgd2u

    Sounds like Snoop’s getting a matching cyber-leg.

    Sn00py2.0 FTW!!!

  4. Simon-Jester

    Anyone else notice that the ‘Big Chuck’ is sporting a STEAMPUNK cyber-arm?

    Ya gotta love it

  5. jess

    I love Chuck.

    Two shirts to go!

  6. Insane Sophist

    Nyeh heh heh. “Rex” Morgan. Clever.

  7. TheBruce

    Others have noted the “T-Rex Morgan”, so I have to agree that’s who you’re parodying here. Still, I thought at first it was Mark Trail — he’s supposed to be the vet, and ghu knows the two are almost twins.

  8. Chyll Will

    AWow, almost brought a tear to my eye. Impressive. Here’s your ghetto pass back >;)

  9. pakopako

    Wow, never heard of Rex Morgan. JY continues to play professor.

    I do appreciate the puns the MD pulls on Snoop’s condition in relation to his dream though.

    to crypt

  10. Sherlock_Watson

    Maybe Snoop will get an artificial triceps that allows him to walk upright, and even do a little dance. He might even learn to play the jaw-harp!

    – Captcha is feeling vain: prettier the.

  11. ForestFire0

    I hope snoop gets an arm like Chuck. That would be badass.

  12. Baughbe

    Man I ordered the other day, and I gots to have my T-Shirt. So two more people better order or I’m gonna have to go after everyone who didn’t. Hmm lets see, Wiki says the pop of the US is 308,778,000 (odd how even that is). It was a 40 shirt drive right?, running two shirts short so that leaves 308,777,961 people I’m gonna have to do. (Don’t forget, can’t take out the guy writing the comic) Need more ammo. Hey WB, can I borrow your arm?

  13. lkjljksdf

    I think it is awesome how you drew Chuck, and wrote him in like that. Incredibly tough, but also incredibly caring. So well done. Let’s go SNOOP! Hopefully he gets a bionic leg like Chuck! Get up Pup!!

  14. Josh Sinsapaugh

    I JUST gave the drive some of my hard earned money so Jason can buy booze, smack, and hookers. That leaves one shirt left.

    If my math hold up…

    Oh, and yet another rocking strip.

    ~ Josh
    ~ Josh

  15. sentroller

    sniff…Ya brought a tear to this old eye.

  16. Mike T

    snoop 2.0 woop !!

  17. Schiz

    Doing my part to stop the rampage of Baughbe…just preordered a Cal-V1n shirt. ^_^

  18. D Hue

    Can anyone tell what’s above Chuck in that second panel?
    captcha: orthodox discussion

  19. Schiz

    When you say “second panel”, I assume you’re counting the inset image of Snoop being picked up as the first. Those little squiggly things look like aerial explosions to me.

  20. espensor

    Good ol’ Charlie Brown

  21. Baughbe

    Ah Man… No rampage. siiiigggghhhh….. I just wanted to rampage, is that so bad? I guess the shirt will do. Yeah, the shirt. That’s it, I gotta rampage in my new shirt! Oh boy! I can’t wait til it gets here!

    (what? what medication? I don’t need any medication…)

  22. lkjsdflkj

    Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, Wednesday, WWWEEEEEEDNESDAAAAY!!!!!!

    Get up Snoop!

  23. jess

    yah. Today is Wednesday. A day spent at the computer frantically hitting f5 for hours…

  24. Fuzzy Bunny Slippers

    After the first three painful hours of mashing f5 it gets easier as your finger gets comfortably numb… it’s after 9 hours and the blisters begin to burst and dribble into the keyboard that it gets bad

    capcha: requiem management

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