January 27th, 2010
Weapon Brown 135
After stuggling like hell to keep my twice-weekly updates and still finish my work on Deep Fried #4, I have decided I must fold like a political party without a supermajority. So, next week there will be a Monday update, but not a Wednesday. The reg’lar schedule will resume the week after. Sorry guys. Needs must!
Attention Rochester, NY locals! Two awesome web cartoonists, Nick Guerwitch (Perry Bible Fellowship) and Chris Onstad (Achewood) will be conducting a free lecture at RIT on February 10. Fans of these excellent strips or those interested in the business side of webcomics should attend or die.
January 27th, 2010 at 4:11 pm
I <3 Chuck!
(I can't be the first comment— am I the only Blockhead here pressing f5 every few minutes?)
Captcha for Anne? apparently valkyrie
January 27th, 2010 at 4:17 pm
I hope Chuck doesn’t end up getting ahead of himself…although I’d love to see him play ’she loves me, she loves me not’…
^_^
January 27th, 2010 at 6:24 pm
Only one update next week? What the hell are we paying you for?
Somebody ask Nicholas Guerwitch if he’s given any thought to rebooting PBF for me.
Hang on Snoopy. Snoopy hang on.
January 27th, 2010 at 6:52 pm
This is the BEST web comic/print comic book… EVAR! I look forward to the updates!
January 27th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
So badass.
January 27th, 2010 at 8:41 pm
Hughie has so painted himself into a corner, and Chuck is the only one with a rope (but he may just use it to hang Hughie from the roof)….and Anne still has that cane-sword like Zatoichi, keep that in mind, Chuck LOL
I can handle a once a week update once, so long as you finish up DF#4 ASAP and get back to giving us Blockheads what we want (at least) twice weekly, JY
captcha paraphrases Iron Maiden: tapped years
January 27th, 2010 at 9:47 pm
Mr. JY, reading Weapon Brown is akin to attaining nirvana whilst walking through the Elysium Fields of legend. It is simply so otherworldly and serene that is seems scarcely true. Although you cannot hear this coming from my own beautiful man voice, please imagine.
Captcha Quote: grocers tyre
January 27th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
Fine series of events. Poor Huey has nobody but himself to blame. All Chuck wanted was out.
January 27th, 2010 at 10:43 pm
Well X did get himself into this heap of trouble. Chuck may be many things, but he’s not one to break his word.
January 28th, 2010 at 1:10 am
Frame two: I don’t think (but I will check) Chuck has looked more evil, remember the Van Pelt tongue-ectomy happened off-frame and the smile he had was backlit
I think the word “nettle” gives me the same chill I got when Chuck said he hadn’t “been nice enough.”
Captcha my life for Valentine’s Day: breakup wilderness
January 28th, 2010 at 10:35 am
@punx: Oddly enough, I get the same reaction from folks when I announce that “I have an idea!”
I mean, we needed a new car anyway and who knew that IHOPS were so flammable… and besides, I thought kids could run faster than that.
January 28th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Looks like it’s time for a guessing game.
We’re going to see a doctor soon; which one will it be? Rex Morgan? Mark Trail, because he loves animals? Maybe Dr. Mel, the mad scientist from “Brewster Rockit”? Other?
– Captcha can’t keep a secret: antigua talked.
January 28th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Good call on doctor guessing game. I’d vote for Mark Trail, but I don’t know if Chuck’s universe can support the soap opera “real” characters. Maybe Liz, Garfield’s vet?
January 28th, 2010 at 3:02 pm
I thought about Garfield’s vet as well, but I can’t imagine anything from that strip being on the side of righteousness.
January 28th, 2010 at 5:33 pm
Liz, from Garfield, would be perfect…. Her sarcastic demeanor would be a great foil for Chuck to deal with… Considering that Odie’s supposed to be a beagle, too, I could see a pretty gruesome transplant coming
January 28th, 2010 at 8:29 pm
@Marrock: I am going to assume you are a guy like myself, but you had me at “I have an idea!” and I want to have your children LOL
I also just made the second half my new online signature, too
captcha’s closet is at war!: conflict sweaters
January 28th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
The stip is getting so awesome. Hopefully it is a large update on Monday. Too bad there is only one update next week. Go Chuck!!
January 29th, 2010 at 1:02 am
What’s a “stip”?
Captcha my favorite morning zoo personality: The Kenman
January 29th, 2010 at 1:18 am
I believe the vowel-challenged one dropped an “r” from the word “strip” in the excitement…
captcha solves wall hanging problem: affixing them
January 29th, 2010 at 5:17 am
Stip (n): 1. A well praised and talked about comic strip during an exciting bout of action
2. Short for stipend; ex. GIVE US OUR BIWEEKLY COMIC STIP, YOU MARVELOUS BASTARD!!!!
January 29th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Strip. You knew what I meant. The only crappy part about Weapon Brown is that it isn’t updated 3 times a day. Best comic (comic, not web-comic, but comic) out there.
January 29th, 2010 at 8:18 am
punx : haha.. awesome!! Well said sir! Well said
January 29th, 2010 at 5:19 pm
Anne: Hugh, you… SHOT his dog???
Hugh: Thing was two seconds away from makin’ kibble outta my face! The HELL was I supposed to do, toss him a bone?
Chuck: I’m sure you have plenty to spare.
Anne: Enough. We’ll get you a doctor and fix up your dog; and after that…
Chuck: After that you’ve got troubles that make this look like a bad cough.
Hugh: Damn straight we will. The syndicate will be all on our tails like a…
Chuck: I don’t mean the syndicate. To shoot a beagle is to incur the wrath of the Head Beagle.
Anne: The Head Beagle?
Chuck: If a beagle doesn’t chase after a rabbit, he knows. If you shoot a beagle, he KNOWS. He knows.
Hugh: Bull****!
Chuck: The Head Beagle is going to demand an accounting of this little… incident. And unless you all want to wake up tomorrow morning as a new coat of paint in this cell block of yours, you’ll take Snoop to him just to assure him that he’s alive and well.
Anne: Where is he?
Chuck: Across the plains, to a place that makes B.C. look like a massage parlor. A place where the carcasses of things that should never have existed are gnawed on by things that eat hell and **** brimstone. A place where you know that you won’t die until every cell in you that can possibly feel pain has been put to the torch. A place where the devil goes if he needs a good puke.
Anne: You mean…
Chuck: Pack your bags, boys and girls. We’re going to… Daisy Hill Puppy Farm. (thunder crash)
Dangit JY, now you’ve got me writing fanfiction. Great work!
January 29th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
p r e t t y l a d y ……..
January 30th, 2010 at 7:26 am
JY is so coy with his replies to our little comments. Now that I’ve had a few days to think about it, I really do want to see Liz do some doctoring. I’ll admit, I’ve always had a crush on her.
January 30th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
@Jor
\A place where the devil goes if he needs a good puke.\ I’m stealing that one. Don’t know when or where I will use it, but consider it stolen like a diamond from a laser-grid protected museum display.
Captcha habitual dog trait: Finds Ends
January 30th, 2010 at 4:13 pm
@JY: Since it would be too obvious to use it in WB (tho I can’t see that stopping you, since I can’t see the end of this current run being the be-all-end-all, especially since you’re revisiting the gray area before APS in that special WB story w/DF#4), I do figure your avy might utter the line somewhere in the near future, probably at Beepo re: his dysfunctions…just sayin’
January 31st, 2010 at 12:36 am
@JY:
You just made my day. As usual.
January 31st, 2010 at 1:18 am
one more day until Monday.
since it’s a one-update week, hope it is a longer strip.
January 31st, 2010 at 4:19 pm
I dunno. After a lucrative psychiatric business in her childhood, I think Lucy may have gone on to med school. This may be the reunion of doom.
psychic transformers captcha: prime omens
January 31st, 2010 at 5:04 pm
Psycho – I’m thinking it is going to be Liz. Can’t think of another vet in a comic.
February 1st, 2010 at 12:06 am
Psycho— go order yourself Weapon Brown 1.
February 1st, 2010 at 12:20 am
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New Weapon Brown is the only reason to look forward to Mondays!