January 11th, 2010
Weapon Brown 130
1/13/10- Alfred Hitchcock is not the only master of suspense! That is my way of saying that Wednesday’s update will be on Thursday. Extra time means extra quality!
1/13/10- Alfred Hitchcock is not the only master of suspense! That is my way of saying that Wednesday’s update will be on Thursday. Extra time means extra quality!
| M | T | W | T | F | S | S |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| « Dec | Feb » | |||||
| 1 | 2 | 3 | ||||
| 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 |
| 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 |
| 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 |
| 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | 29 | 30 | 31 |
January 11th, 2010 at 2:03 am
Oh dear…
Captcha in relation to missles today: angling the
January 11th, 2010 at 4:17 am
Wow… I was not expecting that….Wow…
January 11th, 2010 at 5:03 am
They’d better hope Shmoo can fix a large caliber gunshot. Bloodbath comin’ up!
cakes lands
January 11th, 2010 at 8:48 am
This will not end well …
January 11th, 2010 at 9:42 am
WTF
January 11th, 2010 at 9:44 am
I amend my earlier statement: Chuck is about to make Hughie X (and sadly Mutt & Jeff, by happening to be in the neighborhood) EX-living….JY, Snoop CANNOT DIE….ooh, Wednesday is going to take too fucking long to get here!
captcha spiders unionize: cobwebs organized
January 11th, 2010 at 9:47 am
holy drok!…he shouldn’t have done that
January 11th, 2010 at 10:45 am
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 11th, 2010 at 11:22 am
that so did not just happen…to kill snoop would be like killing that little red headed girl who chuck has a crush on, it would destroy him. Oh wait that already happened.
SHIT!
January 11th, 2010 at 11:22 am
If these rebels have a God, they’d better start prayin’ to him. Look what Krokk got WITHOUT taking shots at Snoop? What do ya think that means for Hughie and his bunch? Nothin’ good, I’d wager.
January 11th, 2010 at 11:26 am
So chuck is going humanity’s last hope because they killed his dog? Yeah, I beguin to think he’s not into utilitarian ethic.
Seriously now, Hugie might have killed his dog but Chuck sold Hugie’s GF to the syndicate who tortured her and whatnot and then hr menaced his leader. He kind of had it comming.
January 11th, 2010 at 11:27 am
*going to destroy humanity’s last hope*
January 11th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Chuck’s gonna flip!!! Batten down the hatches!!!
January 11th, 2010 at 11:50 am
QFT, Punx: Snoop CANNOT DIE….ooh, Wednesday is going to take too fucking long to get here!
No. NO. There’s a catch. There’s also a catch to the Little Redhaired Girl. I know it.
January 11th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Somewhere the Red Baron is grinding his teeth in frustration that it wasn’t he who pulled the trigger.
Captcha providing all your boating needs: overton for
January 11th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
My captcha response and I agree: Called Wrongly. Cmon snoop get up.
January 11th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
JY, you bastard! What have you done to Snoop?!
(Hee! Just wanted to get in on the discussion.)
Captcha military snack food: Authority Cupcakes
January 11th, 2010 at 1:07 pm
Okay, I know that Snoop is going to be revived, or cloned, or something simply because he Chuck’s dog and Chuck doesn’t want him dead. Happiness is not a cold, dead puppy. The only questions are how and when it’s going to be done.
Goodbye, Mutt and Jeff; I was glad to see you here, even if only for a brief moment.
– Spotted in a Captcha textbook: history leopard.
January 11th, 2010 at 1:31 pm
!!
(captcha – when you can’t find a mixer)
January 11th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
scotchs sufficient
(d’oh, forgot the punchline!)
January 11th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I’m hoping for Snoop to get some cyber. I’ve been worried about how long he might last against Hobbs …
Appropriate captcha for what’s awaiting Chuck – into squalls.
January 11th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Chuck is gonna rip his guts out trough his ass for this
You had to kill Snoop,didn’t you….:<
January 11th, 2010 at 3:51 pm
Oh my God, they killed Snoopy!
You B@s@rds!
( Well, someone hadda say it. )
January 11th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
The bad moon’s on the rise….
January 11th, 2010 at 4:40 pm
Sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit. This does not bode well at all. For any of the parties involved.
All captchas seem to know what went on above. Mine was particularily gruesome: gates doomsday.
January 11th, 2010 at 4:41 pm
Huh. Wonder who’ll watch Chuck’s back when the Uber-Hobbes shows up.
January 11th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
It’s just a flesh wound.
Today’s captcha. Hughie X has this:
be chutzpah
January 11th, 2010 at 6:59 pm
Happiness is avenging your dead puppy’s murder tenfold.
January 11th, 2010 at 8:50 pm
For want of a dog, a hero went off the deep end.
For want of a hero, the Rebellion died at his own hand.
For want of the Rebellion, the world went to hell in a handbasket. All for want of a dog.
Congratulations, Hugh. This’ll make one heck of an epitaph.
ReCaptcha explains the special effects of today’s death: Education ketchup
January 11th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Snoop’s just a little wounded, he’s still good, he’s still good!
January 11th, 2010 at 8:56 pm
Better late than never — DEAR LORDY BABY JEBUS! (GASP) Snoop!!$#@!$#!@!#@!$#@!$@!2121
January 11th, 2010 at 9:18 pm
fuck him up chuck. make him wish he never pulled that trigger
January 11th, 2010 at 10:18 pm
JY
January 11th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
JY, you bastard! What have you done to Snoop?!
(Hee! Just wanted to get in on the discussion.)
With all due respect, I called you out on this almost 3 hours before you stuck your head in, and jess quoted me a half hour earlier too…and you could have at least teased us as to the future status of Snoop, bastard!
You’re lucky none of us here truly believe you are actually gonna kill Snoop now, or else we will be hitting Rochester with the pitchforks and torches, fucker…
captcha prediction? graisses année
January 11th, 2010 at 10:24 pm
@(Ho)Moroni(Simpson): HAHAHAHAHA!
January 11th, 2010 at 10:26 pm
…NO. NOT COOL.
January 12th, 2010 at 3:15 am
I kind of feel bad for Mutt and Jeff. Talk about the wrong place at the wrong time. And they seem to feel bad about it too.
January 12th, 2010 at 11:47 am
I’m very disappointed. Would have liked to believe Hughie would not even imagine doing this, but the path is set and he will die a predictably horrible death. As far as spoofing characters is concerned, this was my least favorite, but I’m not mad atcha JY; you’re still my homie and you pull no punches.
reCAPTCHA barkers my current freelance profession: manhunts $15
January 12th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
destruya’s icon pretty much says it all.
calories President
trying redstone
January 12th, 2010 at 7:03 pm
Something just occurred to me: Maybe that’s not Snoop at all. Maybe Chuck got his hands on some shmoo, made it into a copy of Snoop, and threw it at Hughie to distract him. It would certainly explain Chuck’s choosing that moment to duck to one side, rather than defend or back up Snoop.
It would also be a cruel but fun thing to do to the readers, wouldn’t it, JY?
– When Captcha goes to the vet: pounces Dr.
January 12th, 2010 at 8:11 pm
Been following this for a while and had plenty of fantastic surprises, but this time I actually gasped out loud. Did not see that coming. At. All.
Captcha recommends: ripsaw already
January 13th, 2010 at 11:25 am
okay it took me a few days to get to a place where I can deal with this…..Snoop is immortal, in every universe there is a snoopy of some kind, This one if far to mena to be offed by one Shot. To Paraphrase the Gunslinger “First there is Bullets, then there is Crying and Regret”
Captcha has a sale going on in the : “TheIMS Department” : as in its IMProbabale Snoop will die, It’s impossible Hugie wont suffer a major Beat down over this. and that Impenetrable base will be overrrun by Syndicate soon.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:50 am
@MarvODaMighty: Thankee, Sai….Never thought of Chuck and Roland in the same breath, but their quests are similar in nature….I remember cursing SK when he integrated his near-fatal incident into the narrative and killed Jake (again) in saving himself….I have two friends who also read the DT series and I just remember telling them I had to stop reading and when they get there they’ll know…I think I put that book down for three weeks, just flat refused to pick it up I was so upset….Now I just hope when the latest strip comes we have some idea what is up with Snoop, even though it would be just like JY to give us an inconclusive piece just to string us along to next Monday GRRRRRR
captcha thinking about the missile?: floating at
January 13th, 2010 at 11:52 am
BTW, I apologize to anyone else who read my comment above and have no idea what the fuck I am talking to MODM, it’s a Dark Tower thing, you wouldn’t understand
captcha penguins: waddle seeing
January 13th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Good thing Schmoo ≠ Soylent Green.
January 13th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
@Chyll will
Weapon Brown is a many layered onion of a story. Hopefully I can redeem myself in your eyes. Or if not that, hopefully I can give Lady Gaga a pearl necklace (my second biggest wish).
Captcha CIA fairytale operative: Agency Dragon
January 13th, 2010 at 2:26 pm
@JY
Speaking of ‘pearl necklaces’ — Bucksley shmoo?
also in keeping with JY’s Lady Gaga wish, captcha: chamois rocket
January 13th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
WOW.. i mistyped my name. I was dazed by the thought of Miss Bucksley shmoo juice!
January 13th, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Now is it me or was that last panel a perfect Place to put one of those Dukes of Hazzard Narrative moments like : ” Now ya’ll Say what you want.. I suuure hope Ole’ Huey there done went and brought himself a rain coat, cause from the look of that Rocket , Well Lets Just say he better kiss what he can kiss Good bye, You just don’t Shoot a man’s hunting Dog, Just’ Ain’t Right…”
Captcha Forboding Commentary : Lurid Said
January 13th, 2010 at 4:42 pm
1/13/10- Alfred Hitchcock is not the only master of suspense! That is my way of saying that Wednesday’s update will be on Thursday. Extra time means extra quality!
DAMN YOU JY!
@MODM: You sir are quite the Geniusburger squared! I actually went back and looked at it and “heard” what you had to say over it, and the spasms from laughter have just subsided enough to type properly…..Good show!
captcha goes to Guantanamo: interrogating coverts
January 13th, 2010 at 7:27 pm
I’ve been checking this page since 10 last night waiting for my update.
I’m in Buffalo. Not too far to come out there for some… motivation…
No really, quality work. Worth the wait.
January 13th, 2010 at 7:55 pm
btw, the snoopy bit on the bottom ‘nothing seems to disturb him’ gives me confidence Snoop’s coming back strong.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:18 pm
Look it’s like this….you CAN’T kill off an icon.
I mean, did Arthur Conan Doyle kill off Sherlock Holmes? Did Star Trek kill off Spock? Did….?
Uhhhhh, never mind.
January 13th, 2010 at 11:26 pm
You want to give Lady Gaga a pearl necklace then? At least someone would benefit from her continued existence, I guess.
January 14th, 2010 at 2:41 am
RELEASE SCHNABEL!!!!
I have nothing else to add. I just happened upon a particularly intriguing captcha is all.
January 14th, 2010 at 7:12 am
I go out of the country for two weeks and you go and kill snoopy…
Korean BBQ anyone?
Captcha: news heraldic
January 14th, 2010 at 10:07 am
@punX Thnak you thank you , I blame my endless hours of 1980′s Afterschool and Evening Television for the madness you call Genius. That and JY makes it all so easy, to toss in that kind of thing. NOW THAT Mad man is a Genius , The pearl Necklace thing Aside.
I so enjoy the comments almost as much as the Comic. YOu people are as disturbed as am ..YAY!!!!!!!!
Captcha dislexic Musclehead Movie Title : Flexed The
January 14th, 2010 at 10:33 am
checking the page for the third time today…
captcha: auditory evidently
Is that a sign my comp will beep when it’s updated?
What? Now it’s toggle the… tuggle the what to make it beep for me?!?!?!
January 14th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Jess – me too. Nothing yet
January 14th, 2010 at 3:41 pm
8th time checking this morning.
My captcha is great… for when it’s updated (I hope).
was bummers.
January 14th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
Holy cow, the comments go all the way down to the tangerine binary. A first for the site?
Impatient Captcha: until want
January 14th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
Oh the humanity. No update. Snoop DOA? Only JY and the good Lordy knowz.
January 14th, 2010 at 6:21 pm
We can get it farther, I’m sure…
I want my Weapon Brown!!!!
January 14th, 2010 at 6:37 pm
Hey at this rate maybe the comments will reach China! w00t!
tanktop t-shirts for kids? captcha; beaters Jr
January 14th, 2010 at 7:56 pm
My 6 year old would love a Weapon Brown T-shirt.
Bleaching it would get my captcha… whitener form
January 14th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
Not wanting to sound impatient but where is the update? I betcha JY is sitting back laughing his head off and making funny faces at all of us as he reads all these responses. just to Reiterate Where is the Weapon Brown update!
January 14th, 2010 at 8:06 pm
he’s so mean
January 14th, 2010 at 8:12 pm
Maybe he’s dead? Maybe he’s being held hostage by an angry ex-lover?
Maybe he’s in a Misery like situation and his #1 fan has him tied to a bed.
Wait. I could do that…
But that’d leave Captcha There residues. Yick
January 14th, 2010 at 8:30 pm
It occurred to me that he didn’t specify which Thursday.
reCaptcha: salvages the
January 14th, 2010 at 9:02 pm
The comments on this strip have officially consumed the entire bandwidth of the Matrix. Your enslavement in the machine prison is now over. Please mind the gap as you exit.
January 14th, 2010 at 9:14 pm
oh noes!
January 15th, 2010 at 8:21 am
I just couldn’t resist the reCaptcha: acceptable passerby