Weapon Brown 123
Sorry for the slightly weensy strips this week, but my reasons are sound and defensible in court! I am putting the next issue of Deep Fried to bed, and I need to allocate some website time towards this purpose.
Sadly, I will also need to take next week off entirely to complete Deep Fried #4, so stock up on some hard core drugs and get ready to ride out the withddrawal. The good news, however, is what I am going to be doing with that extra time! Not only will you be getting a slick new issue of Deep Fried (pumped up with some all-new hilarity), but I will also be issuing a special fan appreciation edition of Deep Fried #4 that will feature a brand new Weapon Brown short story, “It’s the Great Pumpkin, Weapon Brown!” This short will take us back to Chuck’s “A Peanut Scorned” days for an untold tale of Linus and Sally that no hard core fan will want to miss!
So, use your extra time to get your Christmas shopping done or to experiment with freebasing Tic-Tacs, then get your ass back here on December 21st to see who is going to win in this brewing face-off between Hughie and Chuck! With due respect to Wesley Snipes, always bet on Brown.
December 9th, 2009 at 11:56 am
Part ways?? I thought it was the start of a beautiful friendship.
December 9th, 2009 at 12:14 pm
Let’s round up the usual suspects to save chuck
Of all the Lockers of all the places of all the world, my dog has to run into mine
Play it again, JY
December 9th, 2009 at 7:16 pm
I think Hughie is going to try to dispose of Chuck, but it won’t be easy for him. I wonder how many characters will be involved in this throw-down; maybe Dennis will try to take out Chuck with a slingshot, and Hans and Fritz will use dynamite. Maybe even Eugene the Jeep will try to zap him! Chuck will live, of course, but it’ll be fun to see if anyone else does.
– ipecacs Messner
December 9th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT
a week and a half? Yes, must contact connection, stock up
ok, on a more serious note (yeah right) good to see Chuck seems to have suffered no ill effects from the experience, but there’s still the matter of the Spook, Hilda’s handling of it, and how Hughie’s gonna get Chuck and Snoop out of town without upsetting the chain of command, of which I think Anne may have something to say…plus as I mentioned previously, does the fact the spook found Chuck mean the Syndicate is on its way already? it may not be as easy as Hughie thinks to get them out…
Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT Oh SHIT
a week and a half? Yes, must contact connection, stock up
sorry, getting the WB DT’s already just thinking about it…..
captcha threats: scorpion this
December 10th, 2009 at 10:24 am
I’ve seen the files, the photos, and the videos… nothing you do is defensible in court.
December 10th, 2009 at 8:44 pm
I figure there’s good odds that Mr. Yungbluth’s been sketching young Ms. Sally getting slapped around something fierce.
Alternatively, I could easily imagine her conversing with SCH-001, a malevolent artificial intelligence with a habit of dropping large bricks on its enemies…
December 11th, 2009 at 8:14 pm
I myself love your work, for the longest time I thought you had fineshed comics for good, But I am glad I was wrong.
Keep up the good work motherfucker!
December 12th, 2009 at 4:26 am
I know how Weapon Brown feels. I normally catch a moaning cloud of snot around this time, too.
The Captcha is actually too boring to re-print.
December 12th, 2009 at 10:26 am
@jammit: that’s why 9 times out of 10, I just refresh the captcha until I find one I think has potential, like…
captcha solution to energy crisis: Rock volts
December 16th, 2009 at 6:29 pm
I’m sorely disappointed in my fellow WB devotees. All these days the strip has been up, and yet there are only 10 slobs on JY’s knob comments?
December 16th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
@JW: There’s not a whole lot to comment on, plus we still have 5 more days before another update….It’s not quantity of comments on a particular update, its quality, and those who have have said what needs to be said anyway, and we await the next update…
Scooby Doo Captcha: Velma years
December 17th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I come back and you decide to go on break.Couldn’t this have waited until the week of christmas? More valid excuse j/k.
Waiting is find on my part,though I do have a question.When do you plan on putting the first part of Weapon Brown’s story online? Or am I going to have to use some income tax monies to purchase some Deep Fried issues to know wth what happened when Chuck started all into brave and demented new world?
Captcha Tiem: vintage Miltown
December 18th, 2009 at 8:48 pm
@A.L.-
The original Weapon Brown material will only ever be available in print. Gotta keep you guys drooling for something!
Captcha medieval german currency: 50 Gleich
December 20th, 2009 at 11:52 am
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New weapon brown strip, after essentially no updates for 2 weeks (unless you want to count the striplettes).
December 20th, 2009 at 11:53 am
AI – knowing Jason’s updating patterns, he went on break before christmas, will post something the week of the 21st, then use the holidays to go on another break
December 20th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Monday, monday, monday. I can’t wait!!!
December 20th, 2009 at 11:26 pm
@ llkjs etc.
Quote: “Monday, monday, monday. I can’t wait!!!”
Ah, Likjizz, it is posts like this that have made you my number one thrall, with all the inherent perks and stock options. So what then should I make of this:
“knowing Jason’s updating patterns, he went on break before christmas, will post something the week of the 21st, then use the holidays to go on another break”
UNBELIEVER!! Wash your mouth out with bullets immediately!
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