September 29th, 2009
Weapon Brown 102
Phew! Finally got this up! Sorry for the delay, True Believers. I assure you, though, my tardiness was compelled by other Weapon Brown business. I eat and breathe this strip, and even my poops are yellow with black zig-zags.
To prevent further aggrievement, I am going to add the next strip on Friday so’s I can get good and caught up (hey, you guys have been clamoring for Friday updates, right? Mwuh ha ha ha!)
By the way, tomorrow is my birthday, and nd nothing would make a better gift than you purchasing hella products from my store!
Sigh. 38 years old and no car. Don’t be bashful about maxing out that credit card!
September 29th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Nice foreplay. Are we moving right into the romantic music next? “It’s a hard knock life, for us…”
September 29th, 2009 at 4:21 pm
I’ve wondered why these strips are updated Monday and Wednesday.
A Tuesday and Thursday schedule would have been a nice alternative to all those Monday-Wednesday-Friday ones.
September 29th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Good an excuse as any to pre-order Blockhead’s War #2, and some other stuff too. Happy birfday to youuuuuu…
September 29th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Bad ass. Chuck is so badass.
Keep the mondays. It is the only thing good about Monday.
September 29th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Fine, I’ll be the dick that points out the typo. Second panel, Anne’s third bubble. Should be “there’s”, it shows “here’s”
Aside from that, kickass as usual. Have a good oh-shit-I’m-almost-40th tomorrow!
September 29th, 2009 at 9:53 pm
Damnit. Now I have to look up sobriquet in the dictionary. I thought there weren’t going to be any tests?
Todays captcha:
11th
unbosoms
Damnit^2. Now I have to also look up unbosoms.
September 29th, 2009 at 10:35 pm
“I eat and breathe this strip, and even my poops are yellow with black zig-zags.” – J Yizzle
Dude, I’m hoping that was just a bit o’ hyperbole for us.
If not get that checked out now. Sh*t is only supposed to be either brown,
or barber pole red and white.
Oh, and Happy birfday man!
September 30th, 2009 at 2:33 am
My Captcha-Warlocks ary
Well that thing is still coming for ol Chuck there.
38 years old? Dude you got the soul of a rampantly cynical 21 year old.
September 30th, 2009 at 7:22 am
Anyone know who Marilyn is? Sounds like they’re sending in someone else to interrogate Chuck, or cause unpleasant things to thim to try and break WB. Too bad it won’t work. Go Chuck!!
September 30th, 2009 at 9:15 am
Somehow, someway, you made Little Orphan Anne have sex appeal…
You are a diabolical genius, have a wonderful birthday.
~ Josh
September 30th, 2009 at 9:16 am
You just don’t mess with a man’s dog… especially when it’s Snoop.
That dog will just fuck up your shit for you and piss on the remains.
September 30th, 2009 at 9:28 am
In panel 2, shouldn’t the words be “I’m sure there’s some…” instead of “I’m sure here’s some…”?
September 30th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Thanks to everyone who caught my typo! You advance to the bonus round where the prizes double…but also the risk!
September 30th, 2009 at 11:16 am
Marilyn was Miss Buxley, no? Though I don’t recall ever seeing her first name in “Beetle Bailey.”
They going to torture Chuck with the Jay-Z version of that Annie song?
September 30th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
“Enjoy the music,” eh? I wonder if Opus is going to come in and treat Chuck to a solo on his tuba; that could make anyone beg for mercy.
My first thought was Billy and the Boingers, but Bill the Cat has already appeared and not as a musician.
September 30th, 2009 at 4:07 pm
“My first thought was Billy and the Boingers, but Bill the Cat has already appeared and not as a musician.”
Pffththtbbl!
September 30th, 2009 at 11:14 pm
Ack!
September 30th, 2009 at 11:19 pm
I think the “Enjoy the music” line was supposed to be psychological torture. That’s probably a perfectly silent room, save for dripping water, rattling chains and Chuck’s breathing. “Enjoy the music” was a sarcastic way of saying, “don’t go crazy in the dark silence, we still need you to give us rational answers.”
October 1st, 2009 at 11:02 am
Wowzers! This reCaptcha resounds with pourid, yet verbose verisimilitude…
(one of these words is not like the others…)
Happy Birthday, my friend. I knew we had a lot in common and we haven’t even met yet! and thanks for calling me dumb for not typing it in the reCaptcha response right! >;)