Ever had a credit card dispute between yourself and debt pirates Mann Bracken arbitrated by the National Arbitration Forum? Guess what? You were part of an actual evil plot!
I will pay $1000.00 to anyone who will rip off John Stossel’s mustache and mail it to me. $2000.00 for his whole upper lip.
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Dear dear dear JaSon, Why do you recite the mantra of the useful idiots? There is an important nexus point to occur in Pittsburgh this September. Many of my brothers and sisters will decend upon the “City of Bridges” (no not the Pittsburghcomicon) in an attempt to shout at the tide, to alert all the grains of sand to listen and refuse to form the castles and keeps of the new aristocracy. Honor those true heroes who will cry the tears of rage when they only wish to walk the streets of the Burgh to herald the injustice being planned for all too befuddled to know what is good for them. They plan the future these twenty, our heroes were not invited and so they crash the lords party behind his walls mocking them. They carry the awareness, so pray one lamb breaches a crack to spread what the walled revelers mock. Do not listen to the twenty lords words, remember “reasonable men are dangerous”, “vocabulary is the opiate of the people”.
Many blessed lunatics will march to rejoice “free speech” until they get processed. The people who are meeting to better manage us in Pgh. are the G20, and to get the cool t-shirt in the coffee mug you must know the secret handshake. But let us rejoice on wednesday, which is Jimbo Trafecant set free day, and something about(I had it on the tip of my tounge, a bittersweet taste, I’ll think of it later). …Oh, I don’t share jammit, are you watching me?
August 31st, 2009 at 7:41 pm
I try not to think about it. I might be European, but everytime I read stuff like this, life seems a little less worth to live
August 31st, 2009 at 8:33 pm
Dear dear dear JaSon, Why do you recite the mantra of the useful idiots? There is an important nexus point to occur in Pittsburgh this September. Many of my brothers and sisters will decend upon the “City of Bridges” (no not the Pittsburghcomicon) in an attempt to shout at the tide, to alert all the grains of sand to listen and refuse to form the castles and keeps of the new aristocracy. Honor those true heroes who will cry the tears of rage when they only wish to walk the streets of the Burgh to herald the injustice being planned for all too befuddled to know what is good for them. They plan the future these twenty, our heroes were not invited and so they crash the lords party behind his walls mocking them. They carry the awareness, so pray one lamb breaches a crack to spread what the walled revelers mock. Do not listen to the twenty lords words, remember “reasonable men are dangerous”, “vocabulary is the opiate of the people”.
August 31st, 2009 at 9:08 pm
What is this great conjunction, Prophet Malachi, and where can I buy its T-shirts?
August 31st, 2009 at 10:07 pm
…And just what the hell are you smoking, and why aren’t you sharing?
September 1st, 2009 at 11:53 am
Many blessed lunatics will march to rejoice “free speech” until they get processed. The people who are meeting to better manage us in Pgh. are the G20, and to get the cool t-shirt in the coffee mug you must know the secret handshake. But let us rejoice on wednesday, which is Jimbo Trafecant set free day, and something about(I had it on the tip of my tounge, a bittersweet taste, I’ll think of it later). …Oh, I don’t share jammit, are you watching me?