McRoots
August 24th, 2009
McDonald’s, who understands negores so poorly that they once implied that they’d fuck a cheeseburger, has finally gotten their act together. No more embarrassing PR snafus that make Denny’s look like the Nation of Islam by comparison. McDonald’s has learned that in order to sell its chipotle chicken wraps to a proud people, it must, like the mighty Baobab tree, celebrate the African American experience 365 days a year!
They may be trying too hard though, if this new ad is any indication.
August 31st, 2009 at 3:14 pm
HoE – LEEE Fucking JeeZUS on a Surfboard! that was Awesome , I feel like I must get one RIGHT now, and I must do it in the name of all my African Brethren. But first I must Rescue a plane full of innocent white people. While trying to join the mile high club with 2 all beef patties special sauce Lettuce cheese pickles onions on a sesame seed bun.
MMMM subliminal suggestion
September 1st, 2009 at 3:07 pm
IF IF ILY
September 1st, 2009 at 3:09 pm
sorry it’s IF IF ILI
September 4th, 2009 at 9:08 pm
Wowzers, it’s either all or nothing with these guys, huh? At least… hmm… well, at least they are acknowledging our purchasing power! >;)